Special post for a special person on a special day

Lame repetitive entry on the way. \o/


So, why the 24th of July?
Since i've got a few new friends this year and not all of them know the details about my roleplaying, just know that Saengie and i got married exactly one year ago.
In fiction, of course.
But i've come to realise it's not just been one year with a fake husband. It's been one year with my bias.
Though the 2nd of March is actually the date when my roleplaying started, it's been for Love Ya that it became a habit.
Before SS501's comeback my roleplaying consisted of raving conversations with my TSis. Only in June it became my thing and it developed some sort of rules.
Of course i can't pick a day where i fell in love with my brat, because it's been gradual and is honestly still in progress. Therefore i choose today because it's been an anticipated planned (especially planned) day last year and will forever remain special.
Writing in this terms about something that never happened is what we call delusional, right? I know, but i assure you i only do it for fun.
There is a part of me who daydreams of a life with her bias, because i believe that's normal, but i still got this under control.
The thing is, differently from any other idol (including Jung Min, alas) and despite being a one-sided relationship, Saengie and i have developed like two real friends do.
He was the snobby-looking poser i could have never liked; he became the shy cute member of a group i couldn't not love entirely; that fake roommate i couldn't give a voice to because i didn't know him enough. And then when i decided to make up a version of him that could have been entertaining he showed me little by little that i knew him without having any idea.
At that point i got myself involved little by little, too, until one day i realized he was like family. I think it was when i got sick and i honestly wished he (or someone like him) was there to keep me company and distract me.
He wasn't only a character in my story or that one member in a group that i loved. He was my "bias". Though really, bias is not even slightly a good enough word.
Young Saeng is my shelter, my guardian angel among my guardian angels, my fake but powerful remedy for loneliness and tiredness, my worry, my pain, a source of an infinite queue of positive feelings, my ambition, my hope, my dream and my counterpart from so many points of view.
He will never not be special. 
I like having my own special way to treat him, despite that might look anti-fan-like to someone who doesn't know where i come from.
And i always say i can't wait for him to be a dad or to find the love of his life, though to be honest when i read he might have dated Park Ju Ju my heart skipped a beat.
It's probably normal, but it affected me more than i thought it would and it scared me because i truly want him to be happy and i know he could make one lucky woman happy himself. But the moment he does, my story ends and my bubble pop, so i guess i'm somehow afraid i won't have another strong shelter after him. It's like i'm scared i won't love him the same way and i don't want to be one of those fans who change their mind about their bias just because they have a life.
I do love calling Park Ju Hyun Park Ju Ju though. At some point while i was reading that article i realized if she really was his one i would be okay because Park Ju Ju and i have...bonded already. XD
So, see? I'm into him completely and 501% positively.


He's made this year special and hopefully he'll be as diligent in the next 12 months, too. 
As for now, don't tell him but he's been the best partner i could have asked for.
I just wanted to give him a special mention without teasing him or pulling his hair. It's something that could only happen today or in November.


Chuka hae!!, Saengie ah. \o/


Love ya
Menu ah

Brat Day Afternoon - "High Noon" Remake

Note about the title: since we're talking about old movies remakes, Brat Day Afternoon is taken from Dog Day Afternoon. It's a thin reference i absolutely want you to grasp.
If you're wondering where this comes from, one night i pictured me, Saengie, Jung Min and Kyu replaying the most popular scene from High Noon (two dudes facing each other from two opposite sides of the same street, taking out their own guns in slow motion in the attempt to shoot the other one before being shot....Just youtube it. And don't ever talk to me if you don't know what i'm talking about. -.-) Anyway Angela begged me to write something about it and since she's the President of the Maengie Fanclub, i tried to grant her this wish.
Btw, it's the 2nd of June. Haven't reminded you in a while, but today it's one year and 3 months of rooming. \o/


*all dressed as cowboys*
JH: You still need to explain why Hyung and i have to take part in this, when it's you and Jung Min and Kyu the ones with a problem.
MENU: You're the fillers.
JH: Meaning?
YS: A polite way to say "replacements".
JH: Young Saeng ssi, i have a gun.
YS: It's fake.
JH: It still hurts if i hit you with it.
GD: Come on, Jong Hoon ah! It's gonna be fun!
JH: Hyung, we're just the fillers.
GD: Well, we're not risking to die. Isn't that fun?
JH: The guns are fake.
GD: You're not thinking fourth dimensionally.
JM: *meets them on the doorstep* Ya, are you gonna coming out or you made us dress like countrymen to blackmail us?
JH: What kind of countrymen have you met in your life?
JM: ...*looks at Jong Hoon* *looks at Menu* Did he just contradict me?
MENU: Jong Hoon ah is a brave kid. ^^
YS: And he's making sure he has some lines.
JM: Well, brave kid. I come from the city. I am allowed to have a personal ideal of a countryman.
MENU: Well, Jung Min ah. You look good though. ^^
JM: Were you doubting that? Anyway, stop the ^^ show. You're my enemy today.
MENU: No, i'm not. Didn't you read the script?
*knowing looks*
GD: We don't have a script, Menu ah.
YS: You make the script.
MENU: I know, but i've always wanted to say that. \o/ And btw, this makes me like your Voldemort.
JM: Wo, life for you three must suck, uh?
YS: If you didn't let her go 10 months ago i wouldn't be here now.
MENU: Ya! Both of you! -.-
GD: She can't be Voldemort. Her nose is too big.
MENU: *hits him with boot*
GD: OUCH! *stares at her foot* *looks at her* How did you take that off so quickly?
YS: I always tell you not to underestimate her.
KYU: *joining them* Ok, look. If this was a trick to make me sweat, i quit. I'm boiling in here. I know i'm a sweating machine, but it's not nice of you to make fun of me for this.
MENU: Do you want a tissue?
KYU: *turns to her* Why do we have to wear this stuff, anyway? It's a written thingy.
MENU: Ya, don't start. You're my enemy today.
KYU: ....Wae? I thought i was your precious brother.
MENU: Aigoo, how come none of you knows? Me+Saengie made Me-Jung Min and Saengie-Kyu. So today it's Me+Jung Min and Saengie+Kyu trying to make Me-Saengie because we're all fucking tired of it.
KYU: Menu ssi, don't cuss.
JM: What are dumb and dumber have to do with anything, then?
GD&JH: We're the fillers.
KYU: *to Menu* So i have to hate you?
MENU: Yeah, sort of.
KYU: But Menu ssi, wae? *_*
MENU: Oh, god...
YS: I told you Kyu doesn't do hating.
MENU: Well, Kyu Jong ah. Pretend.
YS: *to himself* Pretending is lying.
KYU: Pretending is lying, Menu ssi.
MENU: Oh, come on! You must have hated someone in your life. Like...ah yeah...*pulls YS' hair*
YS: Ya-aaaaAAAA!!!!
KYU: Menu ssi, let Bebeng go!! *worried*
YS: Menu ah, let Bebeng fucking go!
KYU: Hyung, don't cuss!
YS: Fuck!
MENU: *lets go* OY!
YS: Are you out of your mind??
MENU: Like this is the first time i do that...You're so loud.
JM: Ok, this is all very nice, but i don't seem to fit much in this little grudging picture.
YS: What? This is all your fault!
JM: Mwo?
YS: You and your being too cool even for yourself will make me bald!
JM: Bebeng, that's in your genes. Nothing to do with Menu ah.
MENU: *hits Kyu's arm and points at Jung Min*
KYU: What?
MENU: He got into the part! He's siding with me!
KYU: He's not! He's just being himself! Park Jung Min doesn't side. He goes where the scenery is more convenient.
MENU: Oh Shisus, Kyu Jong ssi...
YS: If you act polite you're missing the point, too.
MENU: Ya, Kim Kyu Jong!
KYU: *steps back*
MENU: Take it as a rehearsal for your musical!


*Meanwhile*
GD: Here, Jong Hoon ah. Pop corn.
JH: Oh, thanks. Here's your soda.
GD: Oh, very thoughtful of you.
JH: Do you think we should bet?
GD: Nah, you'd lose.
JH: Why you think that?
GD: You'd be against Hyung.
JH: And how does that automatically make me a loser?
GD: Menu ah.
MENU: Yes?
GD: No, not you.
MENU: How many Menu ah do you know?
YS: OMG THERE IS MORE THAN ONE???

MENU: 

JM: Whatever, i'm going to stand over there waiting for you to be ready to act.
MENU: Jung Min ah, wait! I'm in your team! *runs after him*
YS:.....She even forgets to scold me when he's around.
KYU: So, we're the other team?
YS: That's what Menu ah says. And you don't contradict Menu ah. Ever.
GD&JH: *nod nod*
KYU: I see.....Is that why she's in Jung Min's team?
GD: Hyung?
YS: Mm?
GD: Did they have teams in far-west?
KYU: Bebeng must be old enough to know. *giggle*
JH: *stares at Kyu* *stares at YS* Hyung?
GD: What?
JH: No, not you Hyung. The other Hyung.
KYU: Yes?
JH: .....The other Hyung.
*uncertain looks*
YS: *looks behind himself* *points at himself* Me?
JH: Yes. You're older, aren't you?
YS: Ya, you brat. What's with the onorifics all of a sudden?
JH: We have guests and they're your friends. So i'm showing a good image.
GD: *breathes out* Oh, thank God. I was scared for a second.
YS: Well, what do you want?
JH: Why is it that Kyu Jong said you're old and it was fine, but if i say that i'm an useless brat?
GD: *elbows Jong Hoon* Tsk...
YS: Jong Hoon ssi, he's Kyu.
KYU: *looks at Jong Hoon and points at himself* I'm Kyu! ^^


*On the other side of the yard*
MENU: Ya, Jung Min ah. Show me the no no no no choreo. \o/
JM: *staring ahead* Menu ah, it's too hot. Just youtube it.
MENU: Aish, you usually seem so sweet to your fans. I thought going solo made you softer.
JM: a) You're not a fan. You're Menu ah. b) This is why you're with the brat and not me.
MENU: *ignores and takes out gun*
JM: *steps aside* o.O Did going solo made you violent?.........YA! YOUNG SAENG SSI!! DID SHE DEVELOP SOME UNKNOWN SCARY MENTAL ILLNESS???
YS: SHE DIDN'T NEED TO! WAE?
JM: I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! WITH A SUSPICIOUS CREEPY NONCHALANCE, EVEN!
YS: ....WELL, THEN RUN?
JM: BUT SHE HAS A GUN!
YS: IT'S FAKE, JUNG MIN AH!
JM: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YS: THEY ALL ARE!
JM: BUT SHE MAKES THE SCRIPT! WHAT IF HERS ISN'T?
YS: ONE MORE REASON FOR YOU TO RUN, ISN'T IT?
GD: Jung Min hyung, by the time she figures out how to shoot and by the time she uses enough strength to actually pull the trigger you'll be in Canada.
MENU: *points gun at Kyu*
KYU: Omo...o.o
MENU: BANG!!! I HOPE THAT BOTH OF YOU WILL BE HAPPY TOGETHER!!! *kneels down* *pretends to wipe her tears* *evil laugh* *looks at Jung Min*
JM:

MENU: I put the diamond in the coat! And i put the coat on her! *evil laugh*
*everyone blinks*
KYU: Was i supposed to run?
YS: *shouts at Menu on the other side of the yard* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
MENU: *shouts back* TITANIC!
JH: I'm the youngest here, but i still believe Titanic isn't a subtitle of High Noon. *looks at GD* Is it?
JM: *to Menu* And who's "her"?
MENU: *stands up* Young Shimi.
YS: YA!
JM: So we're not here for High Noon?
MENU: Well, truth is i've never actually seen that movie. I only know the gunfire scene, but i didn't know how to get there.
JM:.....I quit. Bye, guys! *walks away*
MENU: But....Well, this wouldn't have happened if you read the script!!!
YS: I'm getting a sandwich, y'all! Who's with me? *walks inside*
MENU: Ya! Young Shimi!! Come back! You still have my diamond in your coat!!!

I will forever love Netizen Saengie ah

Hai! So, yeah. After the Tok Tok conversation that made me devote myself to His Chubbyness, i am glad to notice that wasn't an isolated episode but it's just who Saengie is with his fans. There isn't as much relevance as with Tok Tok, but it's simply funny. XD


Fans: When was the first time you cried? 
YS: The day I was born...
Well, some things i don't even need to comment them. XD 


Fan: Oppa, why are you so charismatic? 
YS:  I’m so amazing, what to do? keke 
=.=


Fans: Oppa, don’t go on a diet!!!!!!!! 
YS: If I don’t, then you want to play with a pig? 
Saengie ah, you've never really seen a pig, have you?


Fans: Ah hahahahahahaahahhaa 
YS: Pwah hahahahahahahaha 
Next time i'll just write him hahahahaha. Apparently this has more chances to be noticed. XD


Fan: When oppa went on music shows, who greeted you first? 
YS: Infinite, they are very polite. Keke, and also BEAST.. keke 
Bitwost!! \o/


Fans: Because I really like you, I went to learn Korean~~ Korean language is very difficult 
YS: I also feel that Korean is…. Difficult 
What? o.O So is that why you don't speak?


Fans: If oppa comes to Ilsan, come see me everyday?!!!!!!!! 
YS: You…. Who are you?! 
XD


Fans: I want to see oppa scolding someone for once 
YS: If I scold anyone, people will screencap! 
He knows how fandoms work. XD


Fans: Ah… Oppa has a girlfriend?? That’s really big news.. kekeke 
YS: I’m also a normal human being… 
I think she meant 'that would be a really big news'. Later he said he hasn't had a girlfriend for two years so i'm confused. XD


Fans: Oppa!! You plan to get married at what age? 
YS: Not getting married..  
...You need to become a dad! I can't die without seeing that! Come on!


Fans: I miss you 
YS: Go search videos on internet… keke 
That's what i always say, too. How do you miss an idol when you have YouTube? XD


Fans: Oppa, do you know that sometimes I miss your chubby cheeks? Where have they gone to? 
YS: I’ve sucked the chubby cheek in.. keke 
Don't be proud of it. =.=


Fans:  If oppa don’t call my name, I’ll go to Hyun Joong oppa~ MiSung~~ Just once will do 
YS:  kekekekekekeke. I’m not calling 
Blackmailing doesn't work with him.


Fans:  Marry me~~~~ 
YS:  Don’t want…!!! Keke 
Well, he's not your ordinary idol. He won't delude you. XD


Fans:  I hurt my hand too. Give me hospitalization fee. 
YS:  I got no money 
*cough* I got nothing to do with it.


Fans: Oppa, pls call KyungHee once, If u do, u’ll get no.1 for MuBank 
YS: KyungHee ah~ If I didn’t get no.1, u’ll be responsible for it? 


Fans: You like your fans? Or like your members? 
YS: You like your mom? Or you like me? 
Is this like "you can't choose"? And anyway he does answer a question with a question. So many times.


Fans: What are you thinking about now? Me? 
YS: Thinking about what are you all thinking 
I love how he's all cool about how nuts we are. XD


Fans:  Oppa, tell us about your ideal type 
YS:  My ideal type is…a woman! 
Shoot. I really have no chance. XD


Fans:  What can you hear now? 
YS:  My heartbeat? Doesn’t seem to be asking this…  
Saengie's a Hottest. XD


Fans: Are you choosing questions?
YS: Please ask one!
That was one, Saengie ah.


Fans: How do you feel about becoming a bad boy?
YS: Happy happy~~ keke
LOL I can picture him jumping on his chair. XD


Fans: Are you nervous singing Rain’s ‘Love Song’?
YS: Absolutely not nervous~~ But its interesting… although its a pity i don’t have any abs.. keke
No, i'm actually happy you don't. Abs creep me out.


Fans: Oppa~ (I am) from Peru… We love you, please remember we love you
YS: Wahwoo! Peru~~~ Thank you!!
Posting this 'cause i went online when he replied to this one.


Fans: What’s your feeling about Strong Heart cutting away your talk?
YS: I don’t really mind keke
He said he wants to keep his mysterious image until he dies, so...XD


Fans: Will you go to Taiwan?
YS: I wish to go!!
There is always someone who asks him to go to Taiwan.


Fans: Young Saeng, who do you belong to? keke belong to millions? Everyone’s? Baby? kekeke
YS: I am myself… keke i don’t belong to anyone… ^^
Leaving my roleplaying bubble to say THIS! Omg. ^ (Did she really mean Baby as in Baby? o.O)


Fans: Oppa, did you watch any drama recently?
YS: I don’t really like to watch dramas.
O....ok...I'm confused. Two months ago he said he loved them. o.O


Fans: Oppa, my friend said that i look like Tanuki, oppa looks like otter, is this bonobono?
YS:  What’s this? -____-
LMAO! BONOBONO!! XDD


Fans: I only see you sweating during a concert
YS: I don’t sweat that much…;;
Or he doesn't move that much...Ok, jk. I'm mean. XD

SAENGIE&MENU: one year together

Yeah, i suppose the picture is cheesy and all, but it's perfect for the content of this post, so...Allow me. XD

.......*tortures fingers* Why does it feel like the end of We Got Married, here?
YS: Because we're a couple and we're ending?
MENU: We're not ending. Who said we're ending?
YS: Aren't you stopping this?
MENU: How does that mean we're ending?
YS: Aren't you releasing me?
MENU: I haven't the slightest intention. Can you shut up now?
YS: Can i go to unpack?
MENU: .....Did you pack? >.>
YS: Omo...No! I mean...just for fun! If you let me unpack it'll be just like nothing ever happened.
MENU: No, sit here. It's important that you're here, too.
So, let's make this the right way.
If you read my tumblelog you know why i'm doing this very stupid thing. But i'll say it again for those who missed it.
It's not because i don't have fun anymore. It's not because i don't love the brat anymore...
YS:  Ya! At least the last time...can you use my name? =.=
You're right, sorry.
It's not because i love Young Shimi less.
YS: I hate you, Menu ah...=.=
It's not because i don't think of Saengie ah whatever i do.
It's simply because the shortest jokes are the best. And my joke turns one year today, so it's not exactly short.
You know, when i started, everything was witty and entertaining and satisfying for me and original for you and short
In the last few months it wasn't like that anymore.
I can't even start saying how much this roleplaying helped me.
It connected me to almost all of you and it was our jolly when we didn't know what to say. It was my secret card to tell you things i would feel awkward saying myself and you often used it to cheer me up.
I love Young Saeng the way i do because of this roleplaying. Because i thought i was making up my own Saengie, when in the end mine and the real one have so much in common. (I will never forget his tok tok conversation with fans. XD)
I went through the World Cup and my vacation with him.
I kept myself busy with him when i was sick.
I started writing again because of him (in case you read my LJ untitled story, Sam's character was based on Saengie ah).
I felt less lonely by roleplaying, when i was on the train by myself or when i had that absurd family weekend in October.
What's more, when i was "only" a Jungminiac (only as in "i had no other bias"...I know...But believe me, i was faithful and focused on one guy for a brief intense phase of my life) i didn't get how you could be okay with your idol getting engaged. Saengie taught me this, too. Through the whole wedding/meatball kids thing i gave myself a way to see the bright side when he'll be an ahjussi with little Saengies around and a random lucky in-need-to-run-for-her-life woman beside him.
I won't lie. It makes me proud when people write me to ask me what i think about Saengie's latest picture/video/message.
When he wrote that cryptic/pseudo-suicidal message when DSP contract expired, someone asked me what it meant. And i could never forget that innocent soul who asked me if i actually was Saengie's girlfriend. Though she unfollowed me after i answered. Rude. I'm cool even without Saengie ah, you know? XD
People know me as Saengie's Menu. And that is awesome. Whether it's because i made my story enter your heart or because you want to flatter me or second my slightly conceited nature.
I won't allow you to replace me. You can't just go and pick another roleplayer. I'm not leaving, so be careful because if i find out you replaced me you're all dead.
I'm sure i will still feel the actual need to roleplay, when SS501 comes back or when i'm sick or lonely or miserable. I just can't assure you when that will happen.
I don't know if you'll wait for my tweets like you wait for idols' tweets, but that's pretty much it: it will come when it will come.
YS: Cool, are you done?
I have to thank you all though.
YS: I guess not...
Some of you kept my baby going longer than i could have done myself.
YS: You could answer, though...>.>
Cal for sending the brat in the first place; Mai AND Cal for taking him away so often because without their efforts my first chapters wouldn't even have seen the light; Steph for helping them at first and siding with me later, when Kyu became the thief and the booty; Angela for being the most hardcore fan and for shipping this couple as much as she does (Sorry. I won't tell you in details. She knows what i mean, but i should keep this for myself. For my own sake and reputation.)
All the Eternal Smiles who enjoyed the story and also those who wanted to beat the shit out of me because they were too jealous and immature to bear it. You all made me want to roleplay more, so thanks. XD
YS: *cough*
Those who accidentally read and liked it.
YS: *cough*
Min and Shu for trying to turn this into a comic, whether she'll do this or not. But at least they offered.
YS: *cough cough*
Ji Yong ah for cooling the atmosphere down and Jong Hoon ah for letting us all live and for keeping living with us. We would miss you, Jong Hoon ssi!!!
YS: *COUGH*
Saengie ah, are you sick?
YS: *stares*
*stares back* What?
YS: *cough*
Ji Yong ah! Bring the cough mixture!!
GD: Get it yourself!
YS: I'm not sick...
Are you sure? It doesn't seem like it...
YS: *points at himself*
What now?
YS: *points at himself with both hands*
OMG! YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK  ANYMORE! OTTOKE??? O.O
YS: ME! MENU AH! ME! THANK ME!
Thank you. But why?
YS: Give me the laptop...And last but totally not the least, Young Saeng ssi!!
No, scratch that. I would never call you like that. Not even on paper. You know that.
YS: *sighs* For never running away...uhm...for never running away as less as possible, despite his gnawing wish. For his support, his company, the fun he brought into my life...
Aren't you overdoing?
YS: His patience, his love and the fact i'm still alive.
You write a lot of crap for being an imaginary lazy ass. Give me my computer back.
YS: Well, this is my story, too. I had to make my contribution.
...
YS: And if you delete that we're done.
;_;
YS: What now? o.O *slides sideways*
I'm gonna miss hearing that. ;_;
YS: I'll record it and we'll use it as alarm tone. I'll surely wake up more easily. XD
*stares at screen* I'm not sure i wanna do this anymore.
YS: Ah, no! Be consistent, Menu ah! Hwaiting! \o/
...Uhm...you're right...;_;
YS: Yup! And you thanked everyone already. And you made me waste my energy to write my part.
Nobody asked you...But yeah...i get it. ;_;
JH: So are you done breaking up?
YS: We're not breaking up, Jong Hoon ah. Gtfo!
Saengie ah...Come on...
JH: ....You know, roleplaying or not i still don't like you.
YS: Don't make Hong Ki choose.
Oh! It's Hong Ki's birthday btw! \o/
JH: He'd choose me. I have a guitar. Our group is nothing without my guitar. And he's nothing without our group.
YS: Well, i have...i have...Hold on. I have...
Handcuffs?
YS: YEAH! I have handcufss!...Wait, what? =.=
Well, handcuffs were like a secondary character. We had to mention them.....Nevermind, though. I need to finish this. Can't take care of you brats right now.
YS, JH and GD: So we need to pack? :O
GD:....Hyung, i thought you said we didn't need to.
JH: OMG! WHERE ARE WE GONNA LIVE???
=.=
YS: *narrows eyes*.....*turns to Menu ah* Can i sign, too?
*suspicious stare*
YS: I swear, i'll be good. *sighs*
Uhm...ok...*passes laptop* *grabs sleeve*
YS: What are you doing?
I'll let you go after i checked your signature isn't an insult.
YS: *stares at GD and Jong Hoon*
GD and JH: *stares back*
GD: Yeah, i know. It's good that we're not leaving you alone. 
JH: Despite you wanted to get rid of us in July. U.U
YS: Well, she looked at least partly sane back then. Mian.
GD: She never looked sane to me.
I'm here, you know. =.=
YS: Menu ah, when are you gonna trust me? Let me go.
Oh, i trust you. But i know you. Come on, sign. I'm losing feeling in my fingers.
YS: *writes* *passes laptop back* Done...........What are you doing now? Why are you covering your eyes?
Can i look now?
YS: I never said you couldn't.
Well, you should have. You suck at making events.
YS: This isn't an event. And can you please look at me instead of letting me talk to your hand?
GD: Talk to the hand!
JH: 'Cause face ain't listening! \o/
YS&Menu: '=.=
Ok, sorry. So i'm gonna read.
YS: Yup.
Oh, it's in hangul.
YS: Since you're so lazy that you haven't opened your book for two weeks. 
Ok, then...Uhm...사랑해, 매누 아!..............;___________; Saengie ah...
YS: What?
JH: I'm gonna throw up...*leaves*
It says saranghae Menu ah. ;_____;
YS: No, it doesn't. Does it? *checks laptop* Aish, Menu ah. You really suck at hangul. How are you gonna survive in South Korea?
GD: Hyung, be responsible for your own actions. 
YS: I've learned that being responsible for kind actions to menu ah has more negative sides than bright ones.
SAENGIE AH!!!!! *hugs and cries*
YS: Like this. >.> 
GD: Ya, Menu ssi! Let's see yourself as the Adam Couple. Over but not over.
JH: They're shooting All My Love. Menu ssi and Young Saeng hyung aren't working together.
GD: *stares at Jong Hoon* When are you gonna give up?
JH: I need a girl, hyung.
GD: I'll tell Youngbae. *pats back*
YS: Menu ah...*pushes face* Aish, i should have written in arabic.


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Well, this is ass long. Literally. And it's not even over. Because i still have a few cuts i collected during the month. Just a few though. So endure this.



MENU: Saengie ah, can't you speak? 
YS:...
MENU: Oy? 
YS:...
MENU: YA! 
YS:...
MENU: *hits with book* 
YS: YA!
MENU: Sorry, i was worried.


MENU: FREAKING SAENGIE AH! 
YS: What...did i do?
MENU: YOU LIKE SECRET GARDEN! 
YS:.....Ok, tell me if i need to run. I need to stand up first.
MENU: *hugs&chokes* WE SHOULD WATCH IT TOGETHER THEN! 
YS: Why do you think i didn't tell you i liked it?
MENU: *hits him w book*


MENU: Saengie ah. *collapses on couch&leans head on his shoulder* 
YS: What do you need?
MENU: I need to die. 
YS: Are you hungry?
MENU: I'm upset. I'm tired of stupid people. 
YS: I asked you to kick Ji Yong and Jong Hoon out a long time ago. 
MENU:......Not them. =.= 
YS: Then who?....Me?
MENU: Ani. *straightens up* I mean, why does everyone assume i'm a sort of factotum? Wae? >.< I'm not a factotum. 
YS: Right. You're a facnotum.
MENU: Ya, i came with the best intentions.I'm looking for some support here. Don't make me hit you. 
YS: Sorry.
MENU: Can we postpone this thing? 
YS: No.
MENU: You call this support? 
YS: I call this reminding you that friend will be gone for a long time. And you'll regret it if you don't go.
MENU: Gnegne. Always being reasonable when i'm not asking you to be. 
YS: If you want my support, i can stay home and you can pretend you stayed home too.
MENU: That's....the stupidest thing you've ever said in one year. How is that supportive? 
YS: Your heart is where i am, right?
MENU: *hits w book&leaves*


VALENTINE'S DAY
YS: *walks in*
MENU: Such a useless day.
YS:....*looks around* Here, Jong Hoon ah! Chocolate. *leaves*

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Well, through it all i'm glad it ends like this.

Now excuse me while i go and die for the third time in less than a month.

Love Ya,

Menu ah

SAENGIE&MENU: 11 Months Together

COSMOPOLITAN

Q: The greatest thing I've done for a girl i love is? YS: Got cheated 5 times but turned a blind eye...
MENU: *runs and hides* XDDDDD That's a lie though. There aren't 5 men i'd actually cheat on you with. They're like...3.
YS: So you're lying to the rest of them? And anyway there shouldn't be any guy. 3, 5. It doesn't matter.
MENU: Well, now you're asking for too much.

Q: I am not dating... reason is? YS: Despite me crazily being nice,, but seems like girls prefer bad boys more!!!..
MENU: This again? Not true.
YS: And. I have a crazy fake wife who would kill me and the poor girl she caught me with.
MENU: Well, clearly.

Q: What is your method of dealing with girls? YS: Pretending to be indifferent!!
MENU:.....Too much, Saengie ah.
YS: I'm indifferent. *whistles*

Q: The reason why i don't have a girlfriend now is because?
YS: DON'T READ THAT, MENU AH!
MENU: YS: I did all that I've done!!
YS: DA HELL! I'M DEAD!
MENU: WHAT? And who with? YA! YOU BRAT! COME BACK HERE!
YS: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! ANDWE!
MENU: YOU DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO GO! I'LL FIND YOU! >.<
YS: MENU AH! SARANGHAE!!!
MENU: STOP TALKING CRAP!! >.< YOU'RE SLEEPING W THE CAT!
YS:......The cat sleeps in your room.
MENU: The neighbor's cat. >.<

Q: Gift which I want to receive and give for Valentine's Day is? YS: I want to receive a car and give my heart.
MENU:...Give your heart to the car?
YS: What?
MENU: Receive a car and give your heart. To the car?
YS: Those are 2 separate things. =.=
MENU: The heart&the car?
YS: Menu ah. >.<
MENU: Well, i can take your heart but forget about the car. I don't have money.
YS: Reasons why i should dump you.
MENU: What?
YS: Nothing.

RANDOM

MENU: So Saengie ah is a marshmallow. Good to know. XD
YS: So now we’re having meatball kids and marshmallow kids? Does that make them…meatmallow kids? Or marshballs? No, i prefer meatmallow. What do you think?
MENU: =.=

MENU: NOTHING BETTER THAN YOUUUUU.....
YS: Menu ah.....
MENU: YOU YOU YOU YOUUUU
YS: I prefered when tumblr kidnapped you. *covers ears w pillow*
GD: Guys, you know that song says "make a love baby"? *giggles*
YS: O.o Menu ah.
MENU: It also says "feeling in my hole". So what? =_=

MENU: So. I had a tiny little almost invisible but real spider in my hair.
YS: Ji Yong ah. *shakes* Switch bed w me. Please.
GD: Eh. You married her. You put up with this.
YS: But it's a spider!
GD: But it's Menu ah!

MENU: Gonna clean my desktop. OTL And then editing an icon for It's a TS thing. Fighting!
YS: HA! You'll give up the moment you see your desktop.
MENU: Ok, 1) you should be more supportive. 2011 resolution. And 2) The moment i see my desktop i'll see Jung Min ah. So i'll totally go on.
YS: Ya. Since when Jung Min's back on your desktop? >.< What happened to Hyunseung ssi?
MENU:......Uhm.....Hey Saengie ah! Look! Flying Kyu! *runs*

MENU: Saengie ah. I have a question. What's more important to you? Birthdays or anniversaries?
YS: Depends. Do i earn something from that?
MENU: Ya..I'm serious.
YS: Wo! Can you do that?
MENU: *hits w book*
YS: Ok ok..why?
MENU: Because i just realised Kyu's bday&our 7th anniversary are on the same day.
YS: Ooooh...You mean KYU's bday vs OUR anniversary. Well, don't you know the answer yourself? ^^
MENU: It's....Kyu. =.=
YS: Good Menu ah! *pats head*
MENU: Why do i even ask, i wonder? *leaves*
YS: So can we have a party for him?
MENU: Kyu has a family. Stop bothering him.
YS: Did Steph prepare anything?
MENU: If she hasn't i'll force her too. And i'll tell her to have our invitation lost.
YS: Eesh...It was better when you didn't talk to me.
MENU: It was better when you weren't on a diet. At least you stuffed your mouth&life was quiet. =.=
YS: What quiet? We have Ji Yong ah?

MENU: Saengie ah, kill me.
YS: Menu ah, andwe. I need you.
MENU: No no. Kill me.
YS: Oh come on. Think about our concert. If you don't tutor you won't go.
MENU: Is that supposed to help me?
YS: Idk. Does it help?
MENU: Not really. It makes me feel hopeless.
YS: Well, if it doesn't help, it's honest at least.

MENU: SAENGIE AH! *pulls shirt* YOU'RE ON ALLKPOP!!!!! :O
YS: Menu ah, you hate allkpop.
MENU: Who cares? You're on allkpop! It's popular! You're popular!
YS: Excuse me. I've always been popular.
MENU: How? You never speak.
YS: Then how do you know me?
MENU: Cal sent you.
YS:.....Go back to tumblr!

MENU: Peanut butter. I miss peanut butter. I want peanut butter. That awkward moment when u want peanut butter. Saengie ah! Y U NO peanut butter?

/after getting some lyrics wrong/
MENU: Wait.....it's hope. Not one. *facepalm* Why did i write one?
YS: Because you're stupid?
MENU: -.- Judging you, Saengie ah. And omg. I need to eat.

MENU: So, let's count. People say counting helps falling asleep. Never worked for me, but anyway...One idol....two idols....three idols.........Shoot. That's all i have. Uhm....One cat.....one Menu ah.....
YS: Menu ah, fall asleep or see what happens.
MENU: I'm sorry. I'm trying.
YS: Do you want me to hit you? That might work.
MENU: Go back to sleep.
YS: I would if you stopped counting us.
MENU: Then i'll hit you so you can sleep.
GD: How abt i hit you both?

MENU: So. Suju. Let's see what i've learned from tumbr. Shisus...Leeteuk...Heenim *insert fluffy blue jacket gif* Ryeowook...Kyu...
YS: Where????
MENU: =_=

MENU: Imma re-read my blog as usual and see if i can find something with a sense.
YS: Menu ah, sense&u can't coexist.
MENU: Uhm...true.
YS: Wah, she must be in a good mood if she's not insulting me.
MENU: Douche, check Ji Yong ah's temperature while i finish this.

MENU: How am i one of the oldest Twitter...er? but i get no respect? =.=
YS: You're a slut.
MENU: Well, guess whose?
YS:....I.....YA!

MENU: So...y..yah...Tumblr is dead. Twitter is dead. Uhm...Saengie ah?
YS: *pretends to be dead*
MENU: *kicks* Ya! =.= You were moving until 3 seconds ago.
YS: Optical illusion. *shrinks eyes*
MENU: How can you speak if you're dead?
YS: Uhm...ear illusion. Or you're crazy.
MENU:.....I'm bored.
YS: Watch a movie.
MENU: Don't have enough time.
YS: Have breakfast?
MENU: Done already.
YS: Then study.
MENU: Eeeh...
YS: It's not that you're bored. You're useless.
MENU: Ah, btw. Don't ever ever wear those pants again. I mean seriously. Dots? /Japan fanmeeting outfit i think/
YS: Leave my dots alone. What do you have against dots?
MENU: They're hideous?
YS: They're not!
MENU: Under that beige jacket, yes. They were.
YS: Then blame the jacket. Not the dots.
MENU: I don't blame the jacket or the dots. I blame you for dressing like that.
YS: I don't pick my clothes when i have to appear in public.
MENU: But you could say 'i'm not wearing that crap'.
YS: Don't say crap, Menu ah...
MENU: And do you know what happens today?
YS: Yep, of course. \o/
MENU: *_* For real?
YS: Sure. Kyu's bday in a month!!!! \o/
MENU:................*leaves*
YS:...Menu ah?...Menu ah, odi? What did i do this time?
JH: Same thing you do every month. Or week. Or day. Or whenever you open your eyes and mouth.
YS: Stfu, Jong Hoon ah. Don't wear yourself out.

MENU: HA! A pic of HongKi&Kyu!
YS: YA! JONG HOON AH! Get your mate away from mine! >.<
MENU: *takes JH's guitar and hits Saengie ah*
YS:...o.O Menu ah.

MENU: You know, the smell of coffee in the morning makes my days seem better. ^^
YS: Uh! Sweet!
MENU: Shut up. I'm mad at you. >.<
YS: Well, when aren't u?
JH:......*looks away from guitar* Why does that make sense?
MENU: *glare*
JH: I mean...ANNYEONG NAE saaarang saaarang saaarang...

MENU: Saengie ah, we're celebrating 11 months together in 2 days. I demand a gift.
YS: You always demand a gift.
MENU: But my brother got a phone for his first month...sary?!!
YS: Not from me.
MENU: But he's been with that...person for barely a month and he told me he wants to dump her already.
YS: Let me dump you, then.
MENU: What?
YS: Let me dump you, i'll buy you a phone. And a laptop. Since yours has one foot in the grave.
MENU: Ya...=.= If it dies i'll kill you.
YS: That's my deal.
MENU: I don't want you to dump me. Let's hit one year together at least. At this point it's worth it.
YS: Ok, then 'til March.
MENU: You can't dump me later, either.
YS:...Then i'm confused.
MENU: Nevermind. It's just...not fair. He's w an insane girl for one month. Gets a phone. I've been trying not to strangle you for 11 months and succeeded. I get nothing.
YS: Well, me neither....and no, ur love doesn't count as reward.