50 and 1 reasons why i love SS501

I wrote this before reading the news about their comeback. Yet, i feel like i have one more reason to update my blog today. I had tears in my eyes last night. I was going to bed when i found the link to the article. And for once, i honestly deeply loved that band of bashing brats who go by the name of Allkpop.
I was thinking i had to save this for the beginning of December. It'll be my first TripleS birthday, though for some reason the date '26th of November' keeps buzzing in my head. I don't know why my senses tell me that's the exact day when i fell in love with SS501. Like if on that day, last year, my brain automatically recorded that info because it knew i would want to remember that detail in the future.
Well, thanKYU brain! For once you collaborate. \o/
So.
Last January i found myself writing 5 reasons why i loved each SS501 member. It was quite easy because my memories of them were all spreaded over the previous 30 days or something.
Now it's been almost one year of increasing 'lobe' for an unbelievably close group, one year of costant learning and fun and yeah, pain.
They've been right by my side for almost 365 days, 24/7. Through everything. And i mean everything. From journeys in my car until the minutes before falling asleep. I know them a bit better and i've collected many more reasons to love them. 
So i'm gonna write down my 10 reasons why i love each and every one of them.




KIM HYUN JOONG


1. His 4Dness. It's the reason why i fell for him and is still the reason why i love him every day. It's in all his gestures and words. Which makes him unique.


2. His hard work. The way no matter how dorky he can be, he constantly keeps in mind he's the Leader. He bears the whole group burdens and sometimes even his fans's burdens. I'm sorry about that. The least i can do is to love him more than possible.


3. His strength to ignore the bad careless words he's flooded with and turn a possible anger or demoralization into endless gratefulness for his fans.


4. His humbleness. That thing that makes him say "I don't think i'm one in a million. I think we can all achieve something if we fight and work."


5. His voice. Not his singing voice. Just his voice. When i watched the first episode of Playful Kiss and i heard his voice again after months of written messages i felt home somehow.


6. His smile, that trapped me 12 months ago and keeps amazing me with that hidden veil of tease in it.


7. He is everything i want in a guy. When i watched We Got Married I realised he was. Funny, careful, not into sugary things but drop dead romantic at the proper time. Always able to erase sadness and mark the happy moments forever. Without even trying. Open and honest.


8. His courage. Not really sure if i could explain this, but i feel my Leader is brave.


9. His manhood. I'll be blunt: he emanates manhood from every pore.


10. I honestly think there is no other Leader like him, not only because he's SS501's Leader. You know me, you know how many groups i love from the bottom of my heart. If i say it, it's because i mean it. 


HEO YOUNG SAENG


1. This


2. will


3. have


4. to


5. wait


6. 'til


7. the


8. 3rd


9. of


10. November


His birthday is too close and i have a pretty clear view of my trending session. So, no. I'm sorry. I won't give you any preview.


KIM KYU JONG


1. I've said this a thousand times: Kyu is a perfect boy. A perfect brother. Count the times he's mentioned Eunah in his messages.


2. A perfect son. Remember his mom's letter and the earnest respect he nourishes for his father.


3. A perfect friend. Ask Saengie ah. XD


4. A perfect member. Can't get rid of the memories of all the times he cried for his group, the times he cheered for his group. Most recent memory: the moment when he hugged Jung Min during Green Peas, at Persona in Seoul.


5. *wears helmet* He's damn freaking hot. Ok! God bless countrymen! So glad his choreographies always requires to take the jacket off. *jumps on shuttle and moves to Mars*


6. The way he felt like he didn't fit in. It makes him normal and i feel him so much. I've never really fit in either, until i found my current friends. 


7. The way he pronounces the s.


8. His absolute randomness, that comes right when you just got used to the idea Kyu is the normal one.


9. His ideal girlfriend. The fact he wants to teach something to his girl. The idea he can be so reliable. It makes me wish i was a bit more romantic myself.
You know when people say "Edward Cullen isn't real"? I used to mourn for that truth, but now i could easily reply "Edward Cullen may not be real, but Kyu is."


10. His smile, that never fades away, from his lips and his heart. No matter how many hardships life's thrown his way, he is Kim Kyu Jong. He's made it this far, life can just go and choke on its own shit.
(I know. Shit and Kyu aren't supposed to figure in the same sentence.) 


PARK JUNG MIN


1. All together: "He saved Menu ah's life!" Good. You're improving.


2. Always and forever: HE COMMUNICATES WITH ALIENS!


3. He never rests. Almost more than Leader. Which isn't always healthy but makes me want to move my ass and shake off my unbeatable lazyness. And trust me: no one in 22 years has ever achieved this much.


4. He's so flawless it hurts to think that even if he was a schoolmate or anyway not an idol, i wouldn't have the slightest chance to approach him. Not even as a friend. No matter how much i love him.


5. His frankness. He may sound tactless at times, but we know he's simply honest. To the core. And speaking of frankness, if everyone had at least 1/3 of his honesty the world would be a better place.


6. His low warm special voice.


7. That feeling he gives me, like if he's a 6 year old kid in a 23 year old successful gorgeous mature man's body. He knows when to have fun and when to be serious, still without making grown-up matters boring.


8. He's an uncle. The idea he's an uncle makes me want to pinch his cheeks. Which never happens. He's probably one of the few idols i rarely wish to pinch. But why do i feel like his heart skips a beat when he sees his nephew?


9. His absolute cheek. When he pesters Baby and later teams up with him against the hyungs. When he pesters the hyungs all by himself. When he just "jungmins" around. How can you not love him? If i had to fight with him, and we would fight a lot, i could never sulk for too long. I swear.


10. He taught me to dream again, and no matter how many bias Shisus will send my way. Park Jung Min will always have my heart. (Or at least half of it. The other half...you know...Saengie ah...Nevermind. I'll tell you on the 3rd of November.)


KIM HYUNG JUN


1. Smile goes on top this time.


2. On his birthday i said he's like Peter Pan. I'll stress that. He can say he's a man but i will never be able to stop calling him Baby.


3. His deep will to live and laugh and have fun.


4. He's a mood maker. Literally. Whatever his mood is, he makes my mood be the same.


5. I admit, despite he's my Baby always and forever, when he dances to his solos i get a weird feeling i won't explain further.


6. His love for his brother and the team those two make. Pure envy material.


7. His amazing ability to show his feeling to everyone, every time he needs to, no matter what. Whether he's happy or sad, toward men or women, older or younger, childhood friends or strangers. It must be hard for him to keep a secret. He's like the voice of innocence. What did i say? Peter Pan!


8. He makes everyone fall for him despite he can be a pretty hardcore pestering kid. Ask Papa Bear.


9. His "yo sister" is enough to make my day for eternity.


10. The beautiful bond with the other members. And Jung Min. I know they're all brothers, but his birthday bash is imprinted into my heart, soul and mind for good.




SS501 are 501 for one reason. It's something people are having a hard time to understand, apparently. It's not just a name. SS501.
They're like a cards castle: you remove one and the whole thing collapses.
I love FTI, Big Bang, U-Kiss, B2ST, F.Cuz, T-Max. I respect SuJu and DBSK. And you should know when i love something or someone i would never do them wrong. So don't bash me for what i'm gonna say.
But. SS501 are the only group i just can't picture different from the way they are these days. The way they've been for 5 years.
FTI moved on without Won Bin, U-Kiss didn't have Kiseop at the beginning, T-Max renewed themselves completely this year, SuJu confuse me but anyway they're still standing perfectly whether they're 15, 13, 10 or whatever. DBSK seem to be moving on, too.
The others. despite how much the idea hurts me, i can picture them apart or without a member.
But SS501. They're like 5 pillars. One crashes down and the roof won't stand. Not for long at least. The weight, for the other four pillars, gets too overwhelming.
That's my 51st reason: they broke into my life when my hope was about to fade away forever and showed me true friendship, not-blood brotherhood, dreams coming true, strength, success through merit and not second means. All things this messed up world is desperately trying to smash. They can still exist, if you work hard to achieve them.
They make me dream and at the same time they make me grow up and realise i have to be my own destiny. My own change. Good things happen if i go out there and look for them and fight to make them mine.
This is why, no matter how crazy i may sound, SS501 are real to me.

#wemiSS501

On second thought, i don't have much to add. Just that i can't wait to see them again, together or apart. \o/ 
And yeah, i'm sorry. I reached Kyu, too. But don't worry, i'm sure it'll pass. You know, Jung Min is coming back. Sooner or later. XD

- I really hope this Tweet-U-Later thing is working as it should. Or when i come back online i'll kick its virtual ass. \o/
- So...Menu ah from...idk where i am right now. I just know i'm not with my laptop. XD But i'm laughing like an idiot doing this.
- #wemiSS501 SO FREAKING TRUE! Especially after i got my Persona in Seoul DVD. I swear i almost cried when i watched that concert. ;_;
- Not that we should be in pain. Everything turned out way more than fine. But yeah, i miss them for reasons i don't even know.
- I miss Leader despite i can see his face twice a week. I had a lump in my throat when he said his first line in PK. *_*
- I miss Saengie&Kyu despite i can read their tweets. I have a front row seat on their lives (sort of)&i know they're enjoying it.
- I miss Jung Min ah SFM! Even though i know i'll be able to see him again in one month. *pulls hair* I'm so proud of him ydek.
 -I miss Baby 'cause...he's my maknae. I miss his smile, his laugh, his pranks. What man? I'd pinch his cheeks rn if he was here.
- Every night i go to bed&see my 5M5Y DVD, my Rebirth posters, the writing on my wall. And i wonder if it will ever end, u know?
- I don't want it to end but there have been many things i didn't want to end. Passions. And i wonder if they'll be the same.
- When we say 'Once a TS, forever a TS' i believe every single word of it. The idea they may become a memory just makes me laugh.
- Plus (i'll never get tired of pointing it out) they saved me&save me everyday. How should i go on w/out them? *shakes head*
- In Tuscany i realised i need them. Like for real. Always&Forever. When i was sad&couldn't spend a few minutes w them i felt lost.
- It may be bad, but that's it. Once you fall for them you can't grow out of it. Yet again, who would want to, right? \o/
- Enough with the emo tweets. These guys are bright&lively&dorks. Focus on this, Menu ah! \o/
- LEADER! @DammitUShouldHaveATwitterAcc U scared the hell out of us, u know? &reassured us like only the great Leader u r could do.
- SAENGIE AH! @mystyle1103 If i had a cent for every thing reminding me of u. I wish u knew what u mean to me. I'm not that scary.
- KYU JONG SSI! @2kjdream You've been the greatest inspiration of my life in the past 10 months. Abt family, friends, future. Oh, if i can be honest. The shirt u were wearing for Wuss Up, in Persona. Well...let's just say it suits you well. XD
- JUNG MIN AH! @JungMin0403 Go out there, kick some ass, make me proud. & don't ever change. I seriously wouldn't be here w/out u. Smile, laugh, joke, sing, jump, COMMUNICATE WITH ALIENS! We love you this way. No matter what other people say.
- HYUNG JUN SSI! @HyungJun87 YO! I won't call u Baby if u don't want to but i've met u as a Baby. I'm sorry. This will never change. In case u didn't read this on ur birthday: smile always. U smile, TS smile, u smile. It's like maths. Just like that.
- Backtracking my blog. Found this: 'Although it's a cliché still wanna say saranghamnida!' LEADER! ILU SFM! \o/
- "They're a support on bad days&a light brightening our happy days. They're teachers, friends, brothers, dreams." (This was me XD)
- "They have this bond everyone dreams of in life. A friend who feels like a brother. Well, they all got this luck quadruplicated."
- "When i turned on my laptop in November&saw HJL for the first time i had no idea of the esteem&respect i was gonna feel for him."
- "6 months ago i fell for SS501. &until my brain won't be too messed up, no1 else will have the slightest chance to get my heart."
- "The day i hear "SS501 r not splitting up" i'll pack&come visit each&every one of u to shout 'HA!' &leave again." LMAO! Menu ah..
- "I had no idea that JiHoo was gonna be the hardworking, spontaneous, caring Leader who would make his whole group win my heart."
- "Saengie ah will always be an important brick of my life. In 20 years the 1st thing that will leap to mind MUST be 'SAENGIE AH!!"
- "Kyu Jong just makes me want to be better." Ok. This is the basic point. I've written 10 lines abt him but won't fit in 1 tweet.
- "Whatever happens, Jung Min's the only 1 among all my biases who can erase every bad feeling just by being there." *grabs tissue*
- "HJB has this thing, to make me go along w his feelings. He cries, i cry. He laughs, i laugh. He smiles, i smile." Lame, uh? XD
- So, those were all quotes from my blog entries. I'm awesome, right? \o/ *avoids shoe* But it was the best way to express my love.
- Hey, u know what? I miss SS501. But i kind of miss DSP, too. Those brats...i wonder if they're doing ok. Should give 'em a call.
- MENU: Saengie ah, when do u think to go back to work btw? We need money.
YS: Menu ah, u can't do this on tweet-u-later.
MENU: Why not?
YS: Because u can only post a tweet every minute. It sounds like we've stared at each other for 1 minute. Like u just did.
MENU:  Well, we love each other. It's just normal we stare at each other.
YS: It's not normal. It's dumb. And who said we love each other?
MENU: I'm saying it myself just now.
YS: So u decide if we love each other or not?
MENU: It's worse if i decide we don't, right?
YS: I..guess?
MENU: Fine, then since i miss you all i declare we love each other. Today.
YS: Oh, there was the trick. Today.
MENU: Today's yours.
YS:...Yuppy.
[...]
MENU: Why are you laughing?
YS: I'm picturing all my fans kick-U-later after reading that YOU decided I love you. *cracks up*
MENU: ....=.=
- I'm wondering if it's possible to get tweet limit or get suspended from tweet-U-later. XDD
- Hey Girl! Oneul ttara deo yeppeo boyeo. Nae mamui Key juin, baro neon girl...I'm thinking of smth smart to say in the meantime.
- Wae neon moreuni, neon nal moreuni. Neol wonhaneun nae mam modu da gajyeogajwoooooo...*dances like an idiot*
- Ok, can i grab the chance to tell you i may be developing a slight crush on our...wait...YOUR Kyu? I'm having my Kyu phase. XD
- I gave you one minute to insult me. Flooding Menu's mentions page ends...NOW! STOP! STOP THERE! HA! I SAW YOU WERE MOVING!
- Don't worry. I'm not planning to dump Saengie or ignore Jung Min. It's Kyu's fault actually. So..
YS: Menu ah. Shush. For ur sake.
- If it helps i admit i should have realised Kyu's heych oh! tee before. But see, there was Jung Min. And then HJL. And Saengie. XD
YS: I'm not sure the 'heych oh! tee' went unnoticed.
MENU: Then don't bring it up again. Just in case. Maybe they're all busy trending.
- But seriously, u can't ask me to ignore Kyu's coolness in that dvd. He jumped everywhere. &the black shirt! OMG! THE BLACK SHIRT!
- Ok...better if i change the subject. HEY! It's gonna be Saengie's bday in less than a month! \o/ (Am i good at distracting u?)
- Let's talk abt Saengie! I realised why i've never noticed he inflated. I met him AFTER the inflating phase. XD So, u see. He was already inflated&when i watched the old videos i mistook inflation as 'Omo! He was so young!' XDD
- Well, #wemiSS501 should be trending by now, right? So @mystyle1103 @2kjdream @JungMin0403 @HyungJun87 Check the trending topics list! XD
- Wait. @mystyle1103 The list on tweetcaster is...oh damn. Uhm...Click on ur username&then "trending list". XD *rave-U-later*
- Since i've got a lot of new followers in the past 3 months i'll repost my TS commandments. Ignore them if you know them already.
- [TS Commandments] 1 - Do not have any other groups before SS501.
- [TS Commandments] 2 - You shall not make for yourself an idol. What are SS501 there for? (The 1st part is the actual commandment)
- [TS Commandments] 3 - U shall not make wrongful use of the names KimHyunJoong&KimHyungJoon. Learn who is who! (Like Allkpop. XD)
- [TS Commandments] 4 - Remember the Sexy Charisma and keep it holy. (THIS! SFM! XD)
- [TS Commandments] 5 - Honor your members and your fellow TripleS. (Ok, honor me. XD)
- [TS Commandments] 6 - Love Saengie despite his shyness&inflating. (After all i'm the one who has to bear him everyday. XD)
- [TS Commandments] 7 - Double your s in every word you write down. (No need to remind you. XD)
- [TS Commandments] 8 - Always remember to mispell the word 'you'. (Forever the Center! \o/ Sorry, u probably won't get this. XD)
- [TS Commandments] 9 - You shall not bear false witness against your idols. (Or bash Leader. Or lose trust. U.U Or GTFO, please!)
- [TS Commandments] 10 - U shall not take ur neighbor's fav member. (Jack Sparrow'd say "This is more what u'd call guidelines" XD)
- Ok, guys. It's 2am right now (last night). I can't schedule my tweets for the next hour. So sorry. ;_;
- I hope 1 hour was enough to help you though. I've missed so many sessions since June. I had to be here today somehow. ^^
- @mystyle1103 @JungMin0403 @2kjdream @HyungJun87 's mentions must be increasing every minute. Should have waited to tweet them. XD I'll say it once again:  I miss u! SO MUCH! ThankSS! Hwaiting! And LOVE YA! \o/ S.T.01 always&forever. Wherever u are, whatever u're doing. Oh, yeah. No point in getting personal fandom's names. We like being TS. XD Just telling u. We'll never be fans of only one of you. But it's ok. Love Ya! \o/
- DAMMIT! So many things i wanna say! But it's too late! ;_; Nevermind. I'll blog my trending session&add smth in the entry later.
- Hwaiting, sis! \o/ Menu ah needs to run now. XD Love Ya! @mystyle1103 @JungMin0403 @HyungJun87 @2kjdream Love Ya too! And  \o/
- Oh, yeah. Of course i'll reply ur mentions (in case there are any) when i come back home. Trending Menu's ghost flees now. \o/
- Raise your hands if you can't wait for Jung Min's comeback so Menu will stop spazzing about your bias! \o/
- I have the feelings u all stopped tweeting to raise your hands. Well, you can put them down now. =.= I'll count u later. Bye! XD
- WAIT! Yes, i'm here again. XD I've just been granted permission to spazz abt Kyu. \o/....But idk where i should start from. XD
- Well, let's start w saying my Kyu phase started when i got Rebirth SE. U know the jacket pic? Ok, then u get my point, right? XD Nevertheless i tried to hold myself. THEN i got Persona in Seoul. And...idk what happened. I'm so sorry i'm this hopeless. XD
I think Kyu shouldn't wear black AND tight clothes. He gives me the 'OMFG! WANT!' effect!
YS: MENU AH! GET DOWN!
MENU: *avoids shoe* XDD Too much? No, seriously. I can stop. I can get over Kyu anytime! U.U *sees Rebirth poster* *_*
YS: Don't u even think of drooling! You know, u always say u want Kyu as brother. Well, spazzing over ur brother is sick.
MENU:....U're just jealous 'cause it's ur Kyu...Ok, i'm done. I swear i'll keep my Kyu phase for myself.
YS: Too many Kyu's buins among her followers.
MENU: Yeah, one is you. =.=
- I won't say bye this time 'cause i may think of smth else to say&i'll schedule that in case. So, u may see me again or not. \o/
- AH! THE HANDS! KYU'S HANDS! OMFG! I love hands! When i told my bff 'Kyu's hands r amazing! I'm screwed!' she went facepalm. XD

Bday Ravings

OMG! Leader!! XDD

Anyway...this post is so long. o.O It was a wrong idea to include all the members in these ravings, because they're not in the same place anymore. ':D But it was too late when i realised that.

If you're planning to go 'til the end, just two notes: there's one character who doesn't talk because i don't know what they'd say. XDD And don't expect epic ravings. This isn't my best. You'll notice.

Last thing: since this one is so long i won't mention my feelings about this day. Once again, check my LJ if you wanna know.

I hope you'll read both. Sorry for being so wordy. ':D

GD: *enters bedroom* Hyung.

SAENGIE: Not so loud.

GD: I just said hyung.

SAENGIE: What do you want?

GD: It's Menu ah's birthday.

SAENGIE: I know, that's why i'm here.

GD: What are you doing?

SAENGIE: Waiting for her to wake up.

GD: Oh...i suppose you won't tell me why you can't wake her up yourself.

SAENGIE: I'm not sure of the consequences.

GD: Do you want me to wake her up for you?

SAENGIE: Will you take the risk?

GD: ....Should i call Jong Hoon ah to wake her up? He will take the risk.

SAENGIE: I don't want him to be the first person she sees on her birthday.

GD: Is it okay if she sees me first?

SAENGIE: No. Why do you think have i been sitting here like an idiot since i woke up?

GD: Then i suggest you to either turn her toward you or move to this side of the bed.

SAENGIE: Why?

GD: 'Cause if she opens her eyes now, first thing she sees is my knees.

SAENGIE: Move, then.

GD: I don't need to. I don't care if she sees my knees.

SAENGIE: I do.

GD: Exactly. That's why YOU should move her.

SAENGIE:...I...Oh, fine. *goes sitting on the floor near the bed*

MENU: *turns toward the wall*

SAENGIE: Are you freaking kidding me? =.=

GD: *pats Saengie's back* You're cute even when one of you is sleeping.

SAENGIE: Well, i suppose she'll have to turn this way sooner or later. I'll wait here.

GD: *sits on the floor*

SAENGIE: What are you doing?

GD: Keeping you company.

SAENGIE: Not here.

GD: Why not?

SAENGIE: She sees you.

GD: That sounds scary.

SAENGIE: She is scary.

GD: Yeah, but she has the power to turn you into a spineless dummy.

SAENGIE: She does not.

GD: *pats back* Truth is painful.

SAENGIE: Shut up.

MENU: Both of you. *turns to them again* Shut up. Both of you. Ruining a girl's sleep on her birthday is like telling her she's fat when she's having her period.

GD&SAENGIE: EWWWWWWWW!

SAENGIE: Menu ah!

GD: Don't say period!

SAENGIE: In front of other men.

MENU: *looks straight at Saengie* PERIOD!

GD: Hyung, make her stop!

SAENGIE: Scientists are working on it.

MENU: Why are you both on the floor like two homeless dudes?

GD&SAENGIE: SAENGIL CHUKA HAMNIDA!

GD: ^^

SAENGIE: =.=.....>.<.....KWON JI YONG!

GD: o.O Omo.

SAENGIE: Take that back!

GD: *looks at Menu* What?

MENU: *raises shoulders* Idk.

SAENGIE: I had to be the first one!

GD: I didn't know.

SAENGIE: What does it mean i didn't know? I told you 3 seconds ago.

GD: No. You told me you didn't want her to see someone else first. You never mentioned wishing her happy birthday.

MENU: What did he say?

GD: That he didn't want you to see someone else before him. ^^

MENU: Omo...*_*

GD: Yeah, and he's been sitting next to you since he woke up.

MENU: Omo omo...*_*

SAENGIE: You weren't supposed to tell her!

GD: How am i supposed to know? Make a list or something, man.

SAENGIE: Here's the list. One: STFU. End. That's the list.

MENU: SAENGIE AH! *hugs*

SAENGIE: O.O

GD: See? Always yelling. I helped you getting what you wanted.

SAENGIE: You and i are not done.

GD: Wait until she kisses you.

MENU: *grabs first thing she can find on the bedside table and throws that at GD* OMONA! THAT'S MY PHONE! *runs to get it back* Please, don't be dead! Please, don't be dead!

SAENGIE: Menu ah, it's just a phone.

MENU: Andwe! It's a HTC!

GD: What is it? A code language?

SAENGIE: HTC phones have...

MENU: ANDROID!!! *stares at phone*

SAENGIE: Exactly.

GD: Oh...what's with the satisfied grin?

SAENGIE: Android allows her to have...

MENU: TWEETCASTER! *stares at phone*

GD: OOOH! WHY DIDN'T I GET IT MYSELF?....=.= Seriously, hyung. What the hell?

SAENGIE: Tweetcaster is...

MENU: SAENGIE AH'S TWITTER APPLICATION! PLEASE, DON'T BE DEAD!!! *stares at phone*

GD: Menu ssi, Saengie will get you a new HTC if that's dead.

SAENGIE: Ya! Stop verbally spending my money!

MENU: Especially because lately he's been wasting his days on Starcraft, baseball and Twitter.

SAENGIE: Same with you. But your triad is Twitter, Tumblr and dramas.

JONG HOON: She's not supposed to provide money for her family.

GD: Where the hell are you coming from?

JONG HOON: Door. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MENU SSI!

MENU: THANKSS, JONG HOON SSI!!! *hugs*

SAENGIE: *jumps to his feet* YA YA YA!!!

MENU: Saengie ah, let him go. It's my birthday.

GD: Yeah, how can you say no to those puppy eyes you're married to? *giggles*

MENU: Ya! Are you done already? =.=

GD: *stands up* Let's go, Jong Hoon ssi. Let's make breakfast for our landlady.

JONG HOON: Why can't you go make breakfast with Young Saeng?

MENU: Young Saeng?

SAENGIE: ....I'm Young Saeng, Menu ah.

MENU: I know, but. No one calls you Young Saeng in this house. o.O

SAENGIE: Jong Hoon ssi is mutinying.

JONG HOON: But why can't you go make her breakfast? She's your wife.

GD: That's exactly why he gets to stay here while you and i go slaving away in the kitchen. Come on! *grabs JONG HOON's shirt&gets out*

JONG HOON: I HATE MY LIFE!

GD: Shush, Jong Hoon ah. What is it you say these days? Sarang sarang sarang? Well, sarang, Jong Hoon ssi!

JONG HOON: You don't make any sense. Ever.

GD: I'm G-Dragon. People like me because i don't make sense.

SAENGIE: So...is the phone dead?

MENU: Not for now. *still staring at phone*

SAENGIE: Ok, just wondering. Are you gonna spend the whole day giving more attention to your phone than me? 'Cause in that case i'm going out and have fun.

MENU: Oh...omo.

SAENGIE: What?

MENU: Aigoooo! *pinches cheeks*

SAENGIE: Ya...

MENU: Just admit it once and for all. You can't live without me anymore.

SAENGIE: Tsk...I'm not gonna say that. *leaves the room*

MENU: *follows* It's okay. I know you can't.

SAENGIE: What makes you think i can't?

MENU: Well, you say you're moving out when i'm annoying but you never do.

SAENGIE: That's because you'd hadncuff me somewhere to let me stay.

MENU: You comfort me when i get sad over stuff.

SAENGIE: That's because you'd yell if i didn't.

MENU: Then how about the "she doesn't have to see someone else first" thing? Huh?

SAENGIE: That's...

MENU: *dumb smile*

SAENGIE: Fine! I don't have an excuse for that. But it doesn't mean i can't live without you.

MENU: Is it like 'i can but i don't want to', right?

SAENGIE: Will you scream if i say no?

MENU: Loudly.

SAENGIE: I can live without you, but i don't want to, then.

MENU: =.=...Can't you be nice at least on my bday?

SAENGIE: Is there anything nicer than that sentence?

MENU: Yeah.

SAENGIE: Like what?

MENU: Truth.

SAENGIE:....LOL

MENU: You're mean.

SAENGIE:....Aigoo, stop sulking.

MENU:....I'm gonna call Jung Min ah! *dials number*

SAENGIE: What? Wait, no! Don't call Jung Min ah! *grabs phone*

MENU: It's my phone. I'm gonna call Jung Min ah! *holds phone*

SAENGIE: Oh, come on! You can't be this mad! Don't call Jung Min ah!

MENU: I'm a woman. I exaggerate feelings. I'm gonna call Jung Min ah!

SAENGIE: Jung Min ah is in Japan!

MENU: Korea, Japan. No difference in phone bills.

SAENGIE: You're mad at Jung Min ah.

MENU: I can get over it for ten minutes.

SAENGIE: .........Fine! *lets phone go*

MENU: HA! I won! *dials number*

SAENGIE: You didn't. I let you win.

MENU: Whatever...

[...]

JUNG MIN: Hello?

MENU: *hears voice - remembers why she was mad - nervous breakdown* Jung Min ah...

SAENGIE: What's wrong with you now?

JUNG MIN: Oh, Menu ssi! Saengil chuka hamnida! ^^

MENU:.....Omo....*_*.....;_; I CAN'T DO THIS! ANDWEEE!!!

SAENGIE: Menu ah?

JUNG MIN: YA! I'm working, you know? Did you really miss the upset me so much? Why did you call?

MENU: Jung Min ah.

JUNG MIN: Omg, the 'jung min ah' thing again. Just like when she got married.

MENU: Will you make my bday wish come true?

SAENGIE: Mind what you're gonna wish!

JUNG MIN: ....Let's see. What is it?

MENU: DON'T HUG THEM!!!

SAENGIE: Oh, freaking god. Give me the phone! *grabs phone* Jung Minnie!

JUNG MIN: Saengie ah, have you ever thought of taking her to a doctor or something? How can u survive there?

SAENGIE: You...get used to it after a while.

JUNG MIN: If you say so. Why did she call me?

SAENGIE: She was mad at me.

JUNG MIN: ......

SAENGIE: Please, don't get mad at her or my life is over.

JUNG MIN: ...I'm too busy to get mad. I have to go, actually. Tell her to get a hold of herself before calling next time.

SAENGIE: I will!

JUNG MIN: And you should start taking your ass to work, you know?

SAENGIE: Bye, Jung Minnie!

JUNG MIN. I'm serious.

SAENGIE: Love you, too!

JUNG MIN: Ah, damn brat.

SAENGIE: Bye!

JUNG MIN: Bye.

MENU: *still stuck to the wall*

SAENGIE: "Don't hug them"? Seriously? In front of your husband?

MENU: That wasn't about you.

SAENGIE: Everything that's about you is about me.

MENU: So you have your period too?

SAENGIE: .....You're sick.

[phone rings]

SAENGIE: Who is that?

MENU: It's Kyu.

SAENGIE: Well, are you gonna answer?

MENU: .....I suppose he wants to be nice. I'll answer. *picks up* Kyu Jong ssi!

KYU: Menu ah! Saengil chuka hamnida! *weird noise*

SAENGIE: What was that? o.O

MENU: Idk. Kyu, what's that noise?

KYU: Party poppers!

MENU: *to Saengie* Party poppers...

SAENGIE: For who?

MENU: *to Kyu* For who?

KYU: For you. Who else?

MENU: *to Saengie* For me.

SAENGIE: But you're not there.

MENU: *to Kyu* But i'm not there.

KYU: I know but you don't want me to go to your place so i had to do this on the phone.

MENU: Oh...omo, you're so kind. I feel guilty.

SAENGIE: I told you he's kind.

MENU: Shut up, you!

KYU: Is Saengie ah there?

MENU: Yeah, but you're not gonna talk to him.

KYU:...Not even for a quick hi?

MENU: ....Wait...*speakerphone on* Ok, Kyu Jong ah. He can hear you.

SAENGIE: What? =.=

KYU: Oh...uhm...hyung?

SAENGIE: Yes?

KYU: I guess...hi?

SAENGIE: Hi.

KYU: Ok, this feels stupid.

SAENGIE: Better use twitter.

KYU: Yeah. Sorry.

SAENGIE: It's not your fault.

MENU: Happy you shared this sweet moment! ^^ Now we have to go, Kyu Jong ssi.

KYU: Oh, ok. Then...have a great day, Menu ssi! Bye, Saengie ah!

MENU&SAENGIE: Bye!

SAENGIE: You're so mean.

MENU: Wrong perspective. I just love you too much.

SAENGIE: Stop flattering me. It won't work.

MENU: *dials number*

SAENGIE: Who are you calling?

MENU: Baby.

SAENGIE: Oh, true. He tends to forget to send wishes to people.

MENU: I'm sure he didn't mean to leave you out of his Chuseok greetings. Stop holding grudges....You're probably just jealous because he did remember Kyu. Well, for what it counts and despite how annoying it's to me, Kyu would never replace you.

SAENGIE: :D True.

MENU: =.= It takes so little to cheer him up.

SAENGIE: I mean, we went to wherever, Kyu&I. We have something.

MENU: Ok, stop. I don't care about what you and Kyu have....And damn, Baby's not picking up.

SAENGIE: Oh. *takes phone out of his pocket - burst into laughter*

MENU: What?

SAENGIE: Omo, pick up.

MENU. Why?

SAENGIE: Just trust me, please.

MENU: Is it someone i know?

SAENGIE: Yes, yes.

MENU: Saengie ah! If it's not someone i know you're dead.

SAENGIE: You know..them. Come on!

MENU: Oh, okay...Uhm...hello?...O.O....Eo...eomoni!

SAENGIE: OMG! THIS IS EPIC!

MENU: Ah, thanks...Yes, my day's been great so far...

SAENGIE: *cracking up during the whole conversation*

MENU: Sure, then. Take care, too. And thanks for calling!...Oh! And happy Chuseok day, too!...Bye!...*hangs up*....=.=

SAENGIE: I should have taped that!

MENU: Come on, your mom?

SAENGIE: I told you she's not scary.

MENU: But i probably sounded stupid.

SAENGIE: There's nothing we can do about that.

MENU: You're unbelievable. Look at the idiot grin you have on your face!

SAENGIE: Oh, and i got a text from Hyun Joong ssi telling me to wish you a happy birthday. He said 'Menu ssi, saengil chuka hamnida. Sorry i can't be there to celebrate with you but i'm sure Young Saengie will take great care of you and make your day unforgettable...'

MENU: I don't believe you.

SAENGIE: ...Ah...ok...he didn't say unforgettable. And then he said 'Take care, have fun, thanks for your support and share half of the cake with Saengie ah.'

MENU: I still don't believe you.

SAENGIE: Why not?

MENU: He doesn't call you Saengie ah. You're not getting half of my cake. I'm sorry.

SAENGIE: Oh, well...i tried.

MENU: Yeah, i'll give you credit for that. But why didn't he call?

SAENGIE: He doesn't have your number.

MENU: Why didn't he call you to talk to me?

SAENGIE: He's busy with his drama.

MENU: But i want to talk to Leader.

SAENGIE: ...Uhm...sorry.

MENU: What time does he get off work?

SAENGIE: Depends.

MENU: Well, can't you find out?

SAENGIE: But why do you need to know?

MENU: I'll call him tonight. Or when he's free.

SAENGIE: Fine, then i'll find out. What about Baby?

MENU: I'll try to call him again. *dials number...* Hyung Jun ssi!

HJB: Sis!! What's up?

MENU: Uhm...can't you imagine that?

HJB: ...Should i?

SAENGIE: Omg, that guy is hopeless.

MENU: Hyung Jun ssi. How can you not remember? I thought you loved me.

HJB: Omo, what did i do?

MENU: It's my birthday. *_*

HJB: Oh! For real? I forgot!

SAENGIE: Noticed.

HJB: Give me a sec.

MENU: What...?

SAENGIE: What's going on?

MENU: He left.

SAENGIE: On the phone?

MENU: Yes.

SAENGIE: That's the worst way to dump someone. Now you see why i'm better than anyone else?

MENU: Stop boasting.

HJB: Menu ssi!

MENU: Oy!

HJB: *plays the Happy Bday song*

SAENGIE: Oh my god, what a chancer. =.=

MENU: Omo...*_* This guy's so sweet.

SAENGIE: Ya! He forgot your birthday!

MENU: But he made up for that. Hear, listen to this! *runs toward him with phone*

SAENGIE: Ya! Why can't you let me win for once? There's always someone before me. >.< *leaves*

MENU: Omo, Saengie ah.

SAENGIE: Nevermind, have fun with who loves you more than me.

HJB: What's going on?

MENU: Saengie got mad.

HJB: Again? I think he's getting too self-centered lately.

MENU: Yeah, but ottoke? I need to go and check on him. Talk to you later, Hyung Jun ssi!

HJB: Oook! Happy birthday, then!

MENU: Thanks! Bye! *hangs up* SAENGIE AAAAH! *runs*

SAENGIE: No no, don't worry about me. I'm just doing my best to be a great hubby, i'm just the only one who pays attention to you even when you're at your worst. It's not much. Don't bother.

GD: Why are you fighting?

MENU: We're not fighting.

JONG HOON: *comes running* Are they fighting?

SAENGIE: We're not fighting.

MENU: You didn't sound like we're not fighting.

GD: Yeah!

JONG HOON: So they're fighting? Are you gonna break up?

SAENGIE: YA!

MENU: Aigoo...Look at that sulking face!

SAENGIE:.....I'm trying to be serious here.

MENU: With that face you can't.

SAENGIE:....I mean, i woke up 2 hours earlier, i waited for you to wake up, i wished you happy birthday, i get to the end of the day without losing my patience since 7 months ago. Why are you so mean? :(

JONG HOON: Look at that brat, playing the guilt card.

GD: Jong Hoon ah, stop being a peeping tom and help me here!

MENU: It's fun when you get mad. ^^

SAENGIE: Not to me.

MENU: But aren't you here to make my life cheerful?

SAENGIE: Do i make your life cheerful?

MENU: Totally.

JONG HOON: No...don't say totally.

GD: *grabs JONG HOON's shirt* You're not watching a drama. Go back to work and leave them handle this themselves.

JONG HOON: But hyung..

GD: She's gone, Jong Hoon ssi! Face it!

JONG HOON: .....;_;

GD: Omo...ok, sorry. I didn't mean to be so rude. *pats back*

JONG HOON: *hugs GD* I'll be fine one day.

GD: o.O Uhm...Well...Menu ssi loves you still. *pats back*

SAENGIE: Ok, so if i make your life cheerful i'd expect you to thank me at least.

MENU: I thank you.

SAENGIE: When?

MENU: Everytime i feed you. I'm very thankful.

SAENGIE: =.=

MENU: Btw, how's the growing cheek operation going? *pinches cheeks*

SAENGIE: Ya!

MENU: Aigoo!! *hugs* Someone should make a stuffed version of you. It would be a hit.

SAENGIE: Is that a compliment?

MENU: I'd buy a stuffed you.

SAENGIE: I guess it's a compliment.

MENU: Now do me a favor and stop sulking on my birthday.

SAENGIE: ...Ok.

MENU: Or i'll spend the day with Ji Yong ah.

GD: What did she say?

JONG HOON: Even Ji Yong ah, now. *runs away screaming* I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!