Brat Day Afternoon - "High Noon" Remake

Note about the title: since we're talking about old movies remakes, Brat Day Afternoon is taken from Dog Day Afternoon. It's a thin reference i absolutely want you to grasp.
If you're wondering where this comes from, one night i pictured me, Saengie, Jung Min and Kyu replaying the most popular scene from High Noon (two dudes facing each other from two opposite sides of the same street, taking out their own guns in slow motion in the attempt to shoot the other one before being shot....Just youtube it. And don't ever talk to me if you don't know what i'm talking about. -.-) Anyway Angela begged me to write something about it and since she's the President of the Maengie Fanclub, i tried to grant her this wish.
Btw, it's the 2nd of June. Haven't reminded you in a while, but today it's one year and 3 months of rooming. \o/


*all dressed as cowboys*
JH: You still need to explain why Hyung and i have to take part in this, when it's you and Jung Min and Kyu the ones with a problem.
MENU: You're the fillers.
JH: Meaning?
YS: A polite way to say "replacements".
JH: Young Saeng ssi, i have a gun.
YS: It's fake.
JH: It still hurts if i hit you with it.
GD: Come on, Jong Hoon ah! It's gonna be fun!
JH: Hyung, we're just the fillers.
GD: Well, we're not risking to die. Isn't that fun?
JH: The guns are fake.
GD: You're not thinking fourth dimensionally.
JM: *meets them on the doorstep* Ya, are you gonna coming out or you made us dress like countrymen to blackmail us?
JH: What kind of countrymen have you met in your life?
JM: ...*looks at Jong Hoon* *looks at Menu* Did he just contradict me?
MENU: Jong Hoon ah is a brave kid. ^^
YS: And he's making sure he has some lines.
JM: Well, brave kid. I come from the city. I am allowed to have a personal ideal of a countryman.
MENU: Well, Jung Min ah. You look good though. ^^
JM: Were you doubting that? Anyway, stop the ^^ show. You're my enemy today.
MENU: No, i'm not. Didn't you read the script?
*knowing looks*
GD: We don't have a script, Menu ah.
YS: You make the script.
MENU: I know, but i've always wanted to say that. \o/ And btw, this makes me like your Voldemort.
JM: Wo, life for you three must suck, uh?
YS: If you didn't let her go 10 months ago i wouldn't be here now.
MENU: Ya! Both of you! -.-
GD: She can't be Voldemort. Her nose is too big.
MENU: *hits him with boot*
GD: OUCH! *stares at her foot* *looks at her* How did you take that off so quickly?
YS: I always tell you not to underestimate her.
KYU: *joining them* Ok, look. If this was a trick to make me sweat, i quit. I'm boiling in here. I know i'm a sweating machine, but it's not nice of you to make fun of me for this.
MENU: Do you want a tissue?
KYU: *turns to her* Why do we have to wear this stuff, anyway? It's a written thingy.
MENU: Ya, don't start. You're my enemy today.
KYU: ....Wae? I thought i was your precious brother.
MENU: Aigoo, how come none of you knows? Me+Saengie made Me-Jung Min and Saengie-Kyu. So today it's Me+Jung Min and Saengie+Kyu trying to make Me-Saengie because we're all fucking tired of it.
KYU: Menu ssi, don't cuss.
JM: What are dumb and dumber have to do with anything, then?
GD&JH: We're the fillers.
KYU: *to Menu* So i have to hate you?
MENU: Yeah, sort of.
KYU: But Menu ssi, wae? *_*
MENU: Oh, god...
YS: I told you Kyu doesn't do hating.
MENU: Well, Kyu Jong ah. Pretend.
YS: *to himself* Pretending is lying.
KYU: Pretending is lying, Menu ssi.
MENU: Oh, come on! You must have hated someone in your life. Like...ah yeah...*pulls YS' hair*
YS: Ya-aaaaAAAA!!!!
KYU: Menu ssi, let Bebeng go!! *worried*
YS: Menu ah, let Bebeng fucking go!
KYU: Hyung, don't cuss!
YS: Fuck!
MENU: *lets go* OY!
YS: Are you out of your mind??
MENU: Like this is the first time i do that...You're so loud.
JM: Ok, this is all very nice, but i don't seem to fit much in this little grudging picture.
YS: What? This is all your fault!
JM: Mwo?
YS: You and your being too cool even for yourself will make me bald!
JM: Bebeng, that's in your genes. Nothing to do with Menu ah.
MENU: *hits Kyu's arm and points at Jung Min*
KYU: What?
MENU: He got into the part! He's siding with me!
KYU: He's not! He's just being himself! Park Jung Min doesn't side. He goes where the scenery is more convenient.
MENU: Oh Shisus, Kyu Jong ssi...
YS: If you act polite you're missing the point, too.
MENU: Ya, Kim Kyu Jong!
KYU: *steps back*
MENU: Take it as a rehearsal for your musical!


*Meanwhile*
GD: Here, Jong Hoon ah. Pop corn.
JH: Oh, thanks. Here's your soda.
GD: Oh, very thoughtful of you.
JH: Do you think we should bet?
GD: Nah, you'd lose.
JH: Why you think that?
GD: You'd be against Hyung.
JH: And how does that automatically make me a loser?
GD: Menu ah.
MENU: Yes?
GD: No, not you.
MENU: How many Menu ah do you know?
YS: OMG THERE IS MORE THAN ONE???

MENU: 

JM: Whatever, i'm going to stand over there waiting for you to be ready to act.
MENU: Jung Min ah, wait! I'm in your team! *runs after him*
YS:.....She even forgets to scold me when he's around.
KYU: So, we're the other team?
YS: That's what Menu ah says. And you don't contradict Menu ah. Ever.
GD&JH: *nod nod*
KYU: I see.....Is that why she's in Jung Min's team?
GD: Hyung?
YS: Mm?
GD: Did they have teams in far-west?
KYU: Bebeng must be old enough to know. *giggle*
JH: *stares at Kyu* *stares at YS* Hyung?
GD: What?
JH: No, not you Hyung. The other Hyung.
KYU: Yes?
JH: .....The other Hyung.
*uncertain looks*
YS: *looks behind himself* *points at himself* Me?
JH: Yes. You're older, aren't you?
YS: Ya, you brat. What's with the onorifics all of a sudden?
JH: We have guests and they're your friends. So i'm showing a good image.
GD: *breathes out* Oh, thank God. I was scared for a second.
YS: Well, what do you want?
JH: Why is it that Kyu Jong said you're old and it was fine, but if i say that i'm an useless brat?
GD: *elbows Jong Hoon* Tsk...
YS: Jong Hoon ssi, he's Kyu.
KYU: *looks at Jong Hoon and points at himself* I'm Kyu! ^^


*On the other side of the yard*
MENU: Ya, Jung Min ah. Show me the no no no no choreo. \o/
JM: *staring ahead* Menu ah, it's too hot. Just youtube it.
MENU: Aish, you usually seem so sweet to your fans. I thought going solo made you softer.
JM: a) You're not a fan. You're Menu ah. b) This is why you're with the brat and not me.
MENU: *ignores and takes out gun*
JM: *steps aside* o.O Did going solo made you violent?.........YA! YOUNG SAENG SSI!! DID SHE DEVELOP SOME UNKNOWN SCARY MENTAL ILLNESS???
YS: SHE DIDN'T NEED TO! WAE?
JM: I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! WITH A SUSPICIOUS CREEPY NONCHALANCE, EVEN!
YS: ....WELL, THEN RUN?
JM: BUT SHE HAS A GUN!
YS: IT'S FAKE, JUNG MIN AH!
JM: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YS: THEY ALL ARE!
JM: BUT SHE MAKES THE SCRIPT! WHAT IF HERS ISN'T?
YS: ONE MORE REASON FOR YOU TO RUN, ISN'T IT?
GD: Jung Min hyung, by the time she figures out how to shoot and by the time she uses enough strength to actually pull the trigger you'll be in Canada.
MENU: *points gun at Kyu*
KYU: Omo...o.o
MENU: BANG!!! I HOPE THAT BOTH OF YOU WILL BE HAPPY TOGETHER!!! *kneels down* *pretends to wipe her tears* *evil laugh* *looks at Jung Min*
JM:

MENU: I put the diamond in the coat! And i put the coat on her! *evil laugh*
*everyone blinks*
KYU: Was i supposed to run?
YS: *shouts at Menu on the other side of the yard* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
MENU: *shouts back* TITANIC!
JH: I'm the youngest here, but i still believe Titanic isn't a subtitle of High Noon. *looks at GD* Is it?
JM: *to Menu* And who's "her"?
MENU: *stands up* Young Shimi.
YS: YA!
JM: So we're not here for High Noon?
MENU: Well, truth is i've never actually seen that movie. I only know the gunfire scene, but i didn't know how to get there.
JM:.....I quit. Bye, guys! *walks away*
MENU: But....Well, this wouldn't have happened if you read the script!!!
YS: I'm getting a sandwich, y'all! Who's with me? *walks inside*
MENU: Ya! Young Shimi!! Come back! You still have my diamond in your coat!!!

SAENGIE&MENU: one year together

Yeah, i suppose the picture is cheesy and all, but it's perfect for the content of this post, so...Allow me. XD

.......*tortures fingers* Why does it feel like the end of We Got Married, here?
YS: Because we're a couple and we're ending?
MENU: We're not ending. Who said we're ending?
YS: Aren't you stopping this?
MENU: How does that mean we're ending?
YS: Aren't you releasing me?
MENU: I haven't the slightest intention. Can you shut up now?
YS: Can i go to unpack?
MENU: .....Did you pack? >.>
YS: Omo...No! I mean...just for fun! If you let me unpack it'll be just like nothing ever happened.
MENU: No, sit here. It's important that you're here, too.
So, let's make this the right way.
If you read my tumblelog you know why i'm doing this very stupid thing. But i'll say it again for those who missed it.
It's not because i don't have fun anymore. It's not because i don't love the brat anymore...
YS:  Ya! At least the last time...can you use my name? =.=
You're right, sorry.
It's not because i love Young Shimi less.
YS: I hate you, Menu ah...=.=
It's not because i don't think of Saengie ah whatever i do.
It's simply because the shortest jokes are the best. And my joke turns one year today, so it's not exactly short.
You know, when i started, everything was witty and entertaining and satisfying for me and original for you and short
In the last few months it wasn't like that anymore.
I can't even start saying how much this roleplaying helped me.
It connected me to almost all of you and it was our jolly when we didn't know what to say. It was my secret card to tell you things i would feel awkward saying myself and you often used it to cheer me up.
I love Young Saeng the way i do because of this roleplaying. Because i thought i was making up my own Saengie, when in the end mine and the real one have so much in common. (I will never forget his tok tok conversation with fans. XD)
I went through the World Cup and my vacation with him.
I kept myself busy with him when i was sick.
I started writing again because of him (in case you read my LJ untitled story, Sam's character was based on Saengie ah).
I felt less lonely by roleplaying, when i was on the train by myself or when i had that absurd family weekend in October.
What's more, when i was "only" a Jungminiac (only as in "i had no other bias"...I know...But believe me, i was faithful and focused on one guy for a brief intense phase of my life) i didn't get how you could be okay with your idol getting engaged. Saengie taught me this, too. Through the whole wedding/meatball kids thing i gave myself a way to see the bright side when he'll be an ahjussi with little Saengies around and a random lucky in-need-to-run-for-her-life woman beside him.
I won't lie. It makes me proud when people write me to ask me what i think about Saengie's latest picture/video/message.
When he wrote that cryptic/pseudo-suicidal message when DSP contract expired, someone asked me what it meant. And i could never forget that innocent soul who asked me if i actually was Saengie's girlfriend. Though she unfollowed me after i answered. Rude. I'm cool even without Saengie ah, you know? XD
People know me as Saengie's Menu. And that is awesome. Whether it's because i made my story enter your heart or because you want to flatter me or second my slightly conceited nature.
I won't allow you to replace me. You can't just go and pick another roleplayer. I'm not leaving, so be careful because if i find out you replaced me you're all dead.
I'm sure i will still feel the actual need to roleplay, when SS501 comes back or when i'm sick or lonely or miserable. I just can't assure you when that will happen.
I don't know if you'll wait for my tweets like you wait for idols' tweets, but that's pretty much it: it will come when it will come.
YS: Cool, are you done?
I have to thank you all though.
YS: I guess not...
Some of you kept my baby going longer than i could have done myself.
YS: You could answer, though...>.>
Cal for sending the brat in the first place; Mai AND Cal for taking him away so often because without their efforts my first chapters wouldn't even have seen the light; Steph for helping them at first and siding with me later, when Kyu became the thief and the booty; Angela for being the most hardcore fan and for shipping this couple as much as she does (Sorry. I won't tell you in details. She knows what i mean, but i should keep this for myself. For my own sake and reputation.)
All the Eternal Smiles who enjoyed the story and also those who wanted to beat the shit out of me because they were too jealous and immature to bear it. You all made me want to roleplay more, so thanks. XD
YS: *cough*
Those who accidentally read and liked it.
YS: *cough*
Min and Shu for trying to turn this into a comic, whether she'll do this or not. But at least they offered.
YS: *cough cough*
Ji Yong ah for cooling the atmosphere down and Jong Hoon ah for letting us all live and for keeping living with us. We would miss you, Jong Hoon ssi!!!
YS: *COUGH*
Saengie ah, are you sick?
YS: *stares*
*stares back* What?
YS: *cough*
Ji Yong ah! Bring the cough mixture!!
GD: Get it yourself!
YS: I'm not sick...
Are you sure? It doesn't seem like it...
YS: *points at himself*
What now?
YS: *points at himself with both hands*
OMG! YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK  ANYMORE! OTTOKE??? O.O
YS: ME! MENU AH! ME! THANK ME!
Thank you. But why?
YS: Give me the laptop...And last but totally not the least, Young Saeng ssi!!
No, scratch that. I would never call you like that. Not even on paper. You know that.
YS: *sighs* For never running away...uhm...for never running away as less as possible, despite his gnawing wish. For his support, his company, the fun he brought into my life...
Aren't you overdoing?
YS: His patience, his love and the fact i'm still alive.
You write a lot of crap for being an imaginary lazy ass. Give me my computer back.
YS: Well, this is my story, too. I had to make my contribution.
...
YS: And if you delete that we're done.
;_;
YS: What now? o.O *slides sideways*
I'm gonna miss hearing that. ;_;
YS: I'll record it and we'll use it as alarm tone. I'll surely wake up more easily. XD
*stares at screen* I'm not sure i wanna do this anymore.
YS: Ah, no! Be consistent, Menu ah! Hwaiting! \o/
...Uhm...you're right...;_;
YS: Yup! And you thanked everyone already. And you made me waste my energy to write my part.
Nobody asked you...But yeah...i get it. ;_;
JH: So are you done breaking up?
YS: We're not breaking up, Jong Hoon ah. Gtfo!
Saengie ah...Come on...
JH: ....You know, roleplaying or not i still don't like you.
YS: Don't make Hong Ki choose.
Oh! It's Hong Ki's birthday btw! \o/
JH: He'd choose me. I have a guitar. Our group is nothing without my guitar. And he's nothing without our group.
YS: Well, i have...i have...Hold on. I have...
Handcuffs?
YS: YEAH! I have handcufss!...Wait, what? =.=
Well, handcuffs were like a secondary character. We had to mention them.....Nevermind, though. I need to finish this. Can't take care of you brats right now.
YS, JH and GD: So we need to pack? :O
GD:....Hyung, i thought you said we didn't need to.
JH: OMG! WHERE ARE WE GONNA LIVE???
=.=
YS: *narrows eyes*.....*turns to Menu ah* Can i sign, too?
*suspicious stare*
YS: I swear, i'll be good. *sighs*
Uhm...ok...*passes laptop* *grabs sleeve*
YS: What are you doing?
I'll let you go after i checked your signature isn't an insult.
YS: *stares at GD and Jong Hoon*
GD and JH: *stares back*
GD: Yeah, i know. It's good that we're not leaving you alone. 
JH: Despite you wanted to get rid of us in July. U.U
YS: Well, she looked at least partly sane back then. Mian.
GD: She never looked sane to me.
I'm here, you know. =.=
YS: Menu ah, when are you gonna trust me? Let me go.
Oh, i trust you. But i know you. Come on, sign. I'm losing feeling in my fingers.
YS: *writes* *passes laptop back* Done...........What are you doing now? Why are you covering your eyes?
Can i look now?
YS: I never said you couldn't.
Well, you should have. You suck at making events.
YS: This isn't an event. And can you please look at me instead of letting me talk to your hand?
GD: Talk to the hand!
JH: 'Cause face ain't listening! \o/
YS&Menu: '=.=
Ok, sorry. So i'm gonna read.
YS: Yup.
Oh, it's in hangul.
YS: Since you're so lazy that you haven't opened your book for two weeks. 
Ok, then...Uhm...사랑해, 매누 아!..............;___________; Saengie ah...
YS: What?
JH: I'm gonna throw up...*leaves*
It says saranghae Menu ah. ;_____;
YS: No, it doesn't. Does it? *checks laptop* Aish, Menu ah. You really suck at hangul. How are you gonna survive in South Korea?
GD: Hyung, be responsible for your own actions. 
YS: I've learned that being responsible for kind actions to menu ah has more negative sides than bright ones.
SAENGIE AH!!!!! *hugs and cries*
YS: Like this. >.> 
GD: Ya, Menu ssi! Let's see yourself as the Adam Couple. Over but not over.
JH: They're shooting All My Love. Menu ssi and Young Saeng hyung aren't working together.
GD: *stares at Jong Hoon* When are you gonna give up?
JH: I need a girl, hyung.
GD: I'll tell Youngbae. *pats back*
YS: Menu ah...*pushes face* Aish, i should have written in arabic.


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Well, this is ass long. Literally. And it's not even over. Because i still have a few cuts i collected during the month. Just a few though. So endure this.



MENU: Saengie ah, can't you speak? 
YS:...
MENU: Oy? 
YS:...
MENU: YA! 
YS:...
MENU: *hits with book* 
YS: YA!
MENU: Sorry, i was worried.


MENU: FREAKING SAENGIE AH! 
YS: What...did i do?
MENU: YOU LIKE SECRET GARDEN! 
YS:.....Ok, tell me if i need to run. I need to stand up first.
MENU: *hugs&chokes* WE SHOULD WATCH IT TOGETHER THEN! 
YS: Why do you think i didn't tell you i liked it?
MENU: *hits him w book*


MENU: Saengie ah. *collapses on couch&leans head on his shoulder* 
YS: What do you need?
MENU: I need to die. 
YS: Are you hungry?
MENU: I'm upset. I'm tired of stupid people. 
YS: I asked you to kick Ji Yong and Jong Hoon out a long time ago. 
MENU:......Not them. =.= 
YS: Then who?....Me?
MENU: Ani. *straightens up* I mean, why does everyone assume i'm a sort of factotum? Wae? >.< I'm not a factotum. 
YS: Right. You're a facnotum.
MENU: Ya, i came with the best intentions.I'm looking for some support here. Don't make me hit you. 
YS: Sorry.
MENU: Can we postpone this thing? 
YS: No.
MENU: You call this support? 
YS: I call this reminding you that friend will be gone for a long time. And you'll regret it if you don't go.
MENU: Gnegne. Always being reasonable when i'm not asking you to be. 
YS: If you want my support, i can stay home and you can pretend you stayed home too.
MENU: That's....the stupidest thing you've ever said in one year. How is that supportive? 
YS: Your heart is where i am, right?
MENU: *hits w book&leaves*


VALENTINE'S DAY
YS: *walks in*
MENU: Such a useless day.
YS:....*looks around* Here, Jong Hoon ah! Chocolate. *leaves*

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Well, through it all i'm glad it ends like this.

Now excuse me while i go and die for the third time in less than a month.

Love Ya,

Menu ah

Ravings Reports 11: Zodiac Facts

It's been a while since the last time i posted a ravings chapter that wasn't a director's cut. XD
Well, thanks to Mai for making this possible. \o/
I was reading Zodiac Facts profile on Twitter and of course i had to check all my biases' signs. In the end i think i'd get along only with Hyunseung and Jokwon, but it's good because Jokwon is one of my heroes (you probably noticed if you read my blog entry about him) and Hyunseung...well, i'm in my Hyunseung phase since...3 days ago?


MENU: "There aren't many other zodiac signs that have sharp thinking abilities like #Virgo's."
YS: Well, then we're screwed.
MENU: *hits him w charger*


MENU: "Once bonded, the #Virgo and the #Pisces both would realize that they are not ideal for each other." MY BROTHER IS PISCES! XD...And Kyu. ;_; KYU ANDWE!!!! WAE? Y U NO IDEAL FOR ME?
YS: Hey, don't hit on Kyu or i'm hitting you.
MENU: KYU JONG SSI! ;____;


MENU: "Both #Virgo and #Scorpio share the practical and realistic approach towards life, but they differ much in terms of emotions." I don't have a practical and realistic approach towards life, so that doesn't count.
YS: Don't make up excuses.
MENU: Saengie ah...=.=
YS: What?
MENU: I've been spending my year talking to you and you should be in South Korea unaware i exist. I don't have a realistic approach towards life.


MENU: "Two #Virgos in a relationship would entertain each other by doing things which the other finds important." Fine, imma marry Hyunseung. XD Or Jokwon. Jokwon is a Virgo. XD Omg, i'd love being with Jokwon.


MENU: "The love match between a #Cancer and a #Virgo may not be instantaneous, but can gradually develop into a deep bond." Told you. GD: Shit.
MENU: Ya!
GD: Well...it doesn't say anything abt a deep LOVE bond. We're friends. We're great friends.
MENU: Ji Yong ah!
GD: Blame the horoscope!


MENU: "Since a #Gemini and #Virgo are unemotional beings, they will enjoy a great time together." LEADER!!!!!!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE MY DESTINY! \o/ Wait. Did the thing just say Leader and I are unemotional? =.=
GD,JH&YS: Yep!
MENU: Well, it's been proved wrong already. U.U...Ah, wait. Jong Hoon ah. Jong Hoon ah. That thing said we're not ideal partners, just like Kyu.
JH: ;_; Stop saying it.
MENU: JONG HOON AH! *hugs* Andwe! Don't believe it! ;_;
GD: Well, Jong Hoon ssi. At least she's hugging you. Enjoy while it lasts.
MENU: *throws shoe*


MENU: "#Aries and #Virgo can have a healthy relationship if they both realize each others good points rather than the bad all the time."
YS: ANDWE!
GD: Hyung, what?
YS: ANDWE! MENU AH! ANDWE!
MENU: HA!
JH: *sniff* What happened?
YS: MENU AH! I'M SERIOUS!
MENU: *satisfied look*
YS: YA!
MENU: \o/
GD: *scratches head*
YS: MANUELA SSI!
MENU: JUNG MIN AH AND I CAN HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP!
YS: Erase that grin from your face...You can't have a healthy relationship 'cause you're such a pain in the ass Jung Min ah will never find the good sides.
MENU: YA! JUGULE? >.<.......Hear this. "As a #Scorpio people around you are quick to note that you have a keen and penetrating intellect, combined with great dynamism."
YS: Well, what?
MENU: Penetrating intellect...tsk...and dynamism. You think dynamism is smth to eat. U.U
YS: YA! YOU'RE SUCH A KID!
MENU: AND YOU'RE...BLAH!
GD: Hyung, says here "As a #Scorpio subtle strategies and conspiracies hold a special fascination for you" Ha! Fun! Call me next time. \o/
MENU: What does it mean, conspiracies? >.<
YS: Ji Yong ah, stop reading that crap.
MENU: Saengie ah. Answer.
YS:....We were fighting. End things you start.
MENU: You conspire against me! *points at him like :O*
YS: Who said anything abt you? Stop being so conceited.
MENU: You do! *still :O*
YS:........=.=.....Fine, i do. But just because u don't let me see anyone else so i have no one else to conspire against.
MENU: What? U could conspire against Kyu!
YS: Ya! He's ur not ideal partner. Not mine.
GD: Guys, Jong Hoon ssi is courteous, hospitable, helpful, humane&cannot harm any one even if he tries.
JH: Young Saeng hyung, be thankful.


MENU: LOL "A #Virgo & #Aries relationship will certainly get heated between Aries bad temper & Virgo's nagging"
YS: MENU AH! STOP CHECKING ON ARIES!


MENU: "As a #Scorpio become more active in activities rather than in "love play" with a partner." Even the horoscope says u should move your ass.
YS: It also says i should ignore you. U.U
MENU: No, it doesn't...does it? *re-reads*.....*shaking lips* Andwe...;_; *hugs*
YS:...You're...very unsure.

Bday Ravings

OMG! Leader!! XDD

Anyway...this post is so long. o.O It was a wrong idea to include all the members in these ravings, because they're not in the same place anymore. ':D But it was too late when i realised that.

If you're planning to go 'til the end, just two notes: there's one character who doesn't talk because i don't know what they'd say. XDD And don't expect epic ravings. This isn't my best. You'll notice.

Last thing: since this one is so long i won't mention my feelings about this day. Once again, check my LJ if you wanna know.

I hope you'll read both. Sorry for being so wordy. ':D

GD: *enters bedroom* Hyung.

SAENGIE: Not so loud.

GD: I just said hyung.

SAENGIE: What do you want?

GD: It's Menu ah's birthday.

SAENGIE: I know, that's why i'm here.

GD: What are you doing?

SAENGIE: Waiting for her to wake up.

GD: Oh...i suppose you won't tell me why you can't wake her up yourself.

SAENGIE: I'm not sure of the consequences.

GD: Do you want me to wake her up for you?

SAENGIE: Will you take the risk?

GD: ....Should i call Jong Hoon ah to wake her up? He will take the risk.

SAENGIE: I don't want him to be the first person she sees on her birthday.

GD: Is it okay if she sees me first?

SAENGIE: No. Why do you think have i been sitting here like an idiot since i woke up?

GD: Then i suggest you to either turn her toward you or move to this side of the bed.

SAENGIE: Why?

GD: 'Cause if she opens her eyes now, first thing she sees is my knees.

SAENGIE: Move, then.

GD: I don't need to. I don't care if she sees my knees.

SAENGIE: I do.

GD: Exactly. That's why YOU should move her.

SAENGIE:...I...Oh, fine. *goes sitting on the floor near the bed*

MENU: *turns toward the wall*

SAENGIE: Are you freaking kidding me? =.=

GD: *pats Saengie's back* You're cute even when one of you is sleeping.

SAENGIE: Well, i suppose she'll have to turn this way sooner or later. I'll wait here.

GD: *sits on the floor*

SAENGIE: What are you doing?

GD: Keeping you company.

SAENGIE: Not here.

GD: Why not?

SAENGIE: She sees you.

GD: That sounds scary.

SAENGIE: She is scary.

GD: Yeah, but she has the power to turn you into a spineless dummy.

SAENGIE: She does not.

GD: *pats back* Truth is painful.

SAENGIE: Shut up.

MENU: Both of you. *turns to them again* Shut up. Both of you. Ruining a girl's sleep on her birthday is like telling her she's fat when she's having her period.

GD&SAENGIE: EWWWWWWWW!

SAENGIE: Menu ah!

GD: Don't say period!

SAENGIE: In front of other men.

MENU: *looks straight at Saengie* PERIOD!

GD: Hyung, make her stop!

SAENGIE: Scientists are working on it.

MENU: Why are you both on the floor like two homeless dudes?

GD&SAENGIE: SAENGIL CHUKA HAMNIDA!

GD: ^^

SAENGIE: =.=.....>.<.....KWON JI YONG!

GD: o.O Omo.

SAENGIE: Take that back!

GD: *looks at Menu* What?

MENU: *raises shoulders* Idk.

SAENGIE: I had to be the first one!

GD: I didn't know.

SAENGIE: What does it mean i didn't know? I told you 3 seconds ago.

GD: No. You told me you didn't want her to see someone else first. You never mentioned wishing her happy birthday.

MENU: What did he say?

GD: That he didn't want you to see someone else before him. ^^

MENU: Omo...*_*

GD: Yeah, and he's been sitting next to you since he woke up.

MENU: Omo omo...*_*

SAENGIE: You weren't supposed to tell her!

GD: How am i supposed to know? Make a list or something, man.

SAENGIE: Here's the list. One: STFU. End. That's the list.

MENU: SAENGIE AH! *hugs*

SAENGIE: O.O

GD: See? Always yelling. I helped you getting what you wanted.

SAENGIE: You and i are not done.

GD: Wait until she kisses you.

MENU: *grabs first thing she can find on the bedside table and throws that at GD* OMONA! THAT'S MY PHONE! *runs to get it back* Please, don't be dead! Please, don't be dead!

SAENGIE: Menu ah, it's just a phone.

MENU: Andwe! It's a HTC!

GD: What is it? A code language?

SAENGIE: HTC phones have...

MENU: ANDROID!!! *stares at phone*

SAENGIE: Exactly.

GD: Oh...what's with the satisfied grin?

SAENGIE: Android allows her to have...

MENU: TWEETCASTER! *stares at phone*

GD: OOOH! WHY DIDN'T I GET IT MYSELF?....=.= Seriously, hyung. What the hell?

SAENGIE: Tweetcaster is...

MENU: SAENGIE AH'S TWITTER APPLICATION! PLEASE, DON'T BE DEAD!!! *stares at phone*

GD: Menu ssi, Saengie will get you a new HTC if that's dead.

SAENGIE: Ya! Stop verbally spending my money!

MENU: Especially because lately he's been wasting his days on Starcraft, baseball and Twitter.

SAENGIE: Same with you. But your triad is Twitter, Tumblr and dramas.

JONG HOON: She's not supposed to provide money for her family.

GD: Where the hell are you coming from?

JONG HOON: Door. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MENU SSI!

MENU: THANKSS, JONG HOON SSI!!! *hugs*

SAENGIE: *jumps to his feet* YA YA YA!!!

MENU: Saengie ah, let him go. It's my birthday.

GD: Yeah, how can you say no to those puppy eyes you're married to? *giggles*

MENU: Ya! Are you done already? =.=

GD: *stands up* Let's go, Jong Hoon ssi. Let's make breakfast for our landlady.

JONG HOON: Why can't you go make breakfast with Young Saeng?

MENU: Young Saeng?

SAENGIE: ....I'm Young Saeng, Menu ah.

MENU: I know, but. No one calls you Young Saeng in this house. o.O

SAENGIE: Jong Hoon ssi is mutinying.

JONG HOON: But why can't you go make her breakfast? She's your wife.

GD: That's exactly why he gets to stay here while you and i go slaving away in the kitchen. Come on! *grabs JONG HOON's shirt&gets out*

JONG HOON: I HATE MY LIFE!

GD: Shush, Jong Hoon ah. What is it you say these days? Sarang sarang sarang? Well, sarang, Jong Hoon ssi!

JONG HOON: You don't make any sense. Ever.

GD: I'm G-Dragon. People like me because i don't make sense.

SAENGIE: So...is the phone dead?

MENU: Not for now. *still staring at phone*

SAENGIE: Ok, just wondering. Are you gonna spend the whole day giving more attention to your phone than me? 'Cause in that case i'm going out and have fun.

MENU: Oh...omo.

SAENGIE: What?

MENU: Aigoooo! *pinches cheeks*

SAENGIE: Ya...

MENU: Just admit it once and for all. You can't live without me anymore.

SAENGIE: Tsk...I'm not gonna say that. *leaves the room*

MENU: *follows* It's okay. I know you can't.

SAENGIE: What makes you think i can't?

MENU: Well, you say you're moving out when i'm annoying but you never do.

SAENGIE: That's because you'd hadncuff me somewhere to let me stay.

MENU: You comfort me when i get sad over stuff.

SAENGIE: That's because you'd yell if i didn't.

MENU: Then how about the "she doesn't have to see someone else first" thing? Huh?

SAENGIE: That's...

MENU: *dumb smile*

SAENGIE: Fine! I don't have an excuse for that. But it doesn't mean i can't live without you.

MENU: Is it like 'i can but i don't want to', right?

SAENGIE: Will you scream if i say no?

MENU: Loudly.

SAENGIE: I can live without you, but i don't want to, then.

MENU: =.=...Can't you be nice at least on my bday?

SAENGIE: Is there anything nicer than that sentence?

MENU: Yeah.

SAENGIE: Like what?

MENU: Truth.

SAENGIE:....LOL

MENU: You're mean.

SAENGIE:....Aigoo, stop sulking.

MENU:....I'm gonna call Jung Min ah! *dials number*

SAENGIE: What? Wait, no! Don't call Jung Min ah! *grabs phone*

MENU: It's my phone. I'm gonna call Jung Min ah! *holds phone*

SAENGIE: Oh, come on! You can't be this mad! Don't call Jung Min ah!

MENU: I'm a woman. I exaggerate feelings. I'm gonna call Jung Min ah!

SAENGIE: Jung Min ah is in Japan!

MENU: Korea, Japan. No difference in phone bills.

SAENGIE: You're mad at Jung Min ah.

MENU: I can get over it for ten minutes.

SAENGIE: .........Fine! *lets phone go*

MENU: HA! I won! *dials number*

SAENGIE: You didn't. I let you win.

MENU: Whatever...

[...]

JUNG MIN: Hello?

MENU: *hears voice - remembers why she was mad - nervous breakdown* Jung Min ah...

SAENGIE: What's wrong with you now?

JUNG MIN: Oh, Menu ssi! Saengil chuka hamnida! ^^

MENU:.....Omo....*_*.....;_; I CAN'T DO THIS! ANDWEEE!!!

SAENGIE: Menu ah?

JUNG MIN: YA! I'm working, you know? Did you really miss the upset me so much? Why did you call?

MENU: Jung Min ah.

JUNG MIN: Omg, the 'jung min ah' thing again. Just like when she got married.

MENU: Will you make my bday wish come true?

SAENGIE: Mind what you're gonna wish!

JUNG MIN: ....Let's see. What is it?

MENU: DON'T HUG THEM!!!

SAENGIE: Oh, freaking god. Give me the phone! *grabs phone* Jung Minnie!

JUNG MIN: Saengie ah, have you ever thought of taking her to a doctor or something? How can u survive there?

SAENGIE: You...get used to it after a while.

JUNG MIN: If you say so. Why did she call me?

SAENGIE: She was mad at me.

JUNG MIN: ......

SAENGIE: Please, don't get mad at her or my life is over.

JUNG MIN: ...I'm too busy to get mad. I have to go, actually. Tell her to get a hold of herself before calling next time.

SAENGIE: I will!

JUNG MIN: And you should start taking your ass to work, you know?

SAENGIE: Bye, Jung Minnie!

JUNG MIN. I'm serious.

SAENGIE: Love you, too!

JUNG MIN: Ah, damn brat.

SAENGIE: Bye!

JUNG MIN: Bye.

MENU: *still stuck to the wall*

SAENGIE: "Don't hug them"? Seriously? In front of your husband?

MENU: That wasn't about you.

SAENGIE: Everything that's about you is about me.

MENU: So you have your period too?

SAENGIE: .....You're sick.

[phone rings]

SAENGIE: Who is that?

MENU: It's Kyu.

SAENGIE: Well, are you gonna answer?

MENU: .....I suppose he wants to be nice. I'll answer. *picks up* Kyu Jong ssi!

KYU: Menu ah! Saengil chuka hamnida! *weird noise*

SAENGIE: What was that? o.O

MENU: Idk. Kyu, what's that noise?

KYU: Party poppers!

MENU: *to Saengie* Party poppers...

SAENGIE: For who?

MENU: *to Kyu* For who?

KYU: For you. Who else?

MENU: *to Saengie* For me.

SAENGIE: But you're not there.

MENU: *to Kyu* But i'm not there.

KYU: I know but you don't want me to go to your place so i had to do this on the phone.

MENU: Oh...omo, you're so kind. I feel guilty.

SAENGIE: I told you he's kind.

MENU: Shut up, you!

KYU: Is Saengie ah there?

MENU: Yeah, but you're not gonna talk to him.

KYU:...Not even for a quick hi?

MENU: ....Wait...*speakerphone on* Ok, Kyu Jong ah. He can hear you.

SAENGIE: What? =.=

KYU: Oh...uhm...hyung?

SAENGIE: Yes?

KYU: I guess...hi?

SAENGIE: Hi.

KYU: Ok, this feels stupid.

SAENGIE: Better use twitter.

KYU: Yeah. Sorry.

SAENGIE: It's not your fault.

MENU: Happy you shared this sweet moment! ^^ Now we have to go, Kyu Jong ssi.

KYU: Oh, ok. Then...have a great day, Menu ssi! Bye, Saengie ah!

MENU&SAENGIE: Bye!

SAENGIE: You're so mean.

MENU: Wrong perspective. I just love you too much.

SAENGIE: Stop flattering me. It won't work.

MENU: *dials number*

SAENGIE: Who are you calling?

MENU: Baby.

SAENGIE: Oh, true. He tends to forget to send wishes to people.

MENU: I'm sure he didn't mean to leave you out of his Chuseok greetings. Stop holding grudges....You're probably just jealous because he did remember Kyu. Well, for what it counts and despite how annoying it's to me, Kyu would never replace you.

SAENGIE: :D True.

MENU: =.= It takes so little to cheer him up.

SAENGIE: I mean, we went to wherever, Kyu&I. We have something.

MENU: Ok, stop. I don't care about what you and Kyu have....And damn, Baby's not picking up.

SAENGIE: Oh. *takes phone out of his pocket - burst into laughter*

MENU: What?

SAENGIE: Omo, pick up.

MENU. Why?

SAENGIE: Just trust me, please.

MENU: Is it someone i know?

SAENGIE: Yes, yes.

MENU: Saengie ah! If it's not someone i know you're dead.

SAENGIE: You know..them. Come on!

MENU: Oh, okay...Uhm...hello?...O.O....Eo...eomoni!

SAENGIE: OMG! THIS IS EPIC!

MENU: Ah, thanks...Yes, my day's been great so far...

SAENGIE: *cracking up during the whole conversation*

MENU: Sure, then. Take care, too. And thanks for calling!...Oh! And happy Chuseok day, too!...Bye!...*hangs up*....=.=

SAENGIE: I should have taped that!

MENU: Come on, your mom?

SAENGIE: I told you she's not scary.

MENU: But i probably sounded stupid.

SAENGIE: There's nothing we can do about that.

MENU: You're unbelievable. Look at the idiot grin you have on your face!

SAENGIE: Oh, and i got a text from Hyun Joong ssi telling me to wish you a happy birthday. He said 'Menu ssi, saengil chuka hamnida. Sorry i can't be there to celebrate with you but i'm sure Young Saengie will take great care of you and make your day unforgettable...'

MENU: I don't believe you.

SAENGIE: ...Ah...ok...he didn't say unforgettable. And then he said 'Take care, have fun, thanks for your support and share half of the cake with Saengie ah.'

MENU: I still don't believe you.

SAENGIE: Why not?

MENU: He doesn't call you Saengie ah. You're not getting half of my cake. I'm sorry.

SAENGIE: Oh, well...i tried.

MENU: Yeah, i'll give you credit for that. But why didn't he call?

SAENGIE: He doesn't have your number.

MENU: Why didn't he call you to talk to me?

SAENGIE: He's busy with his drama.

MENU: But i want to talk to Leader.

SAENGIE: ...Uhm...sorry.

MENU: What time does he get off work?

SAENGIE: Depends.

MENU: Well, can't you find out?

SAENGIE: But why do you need to know?

MENU: I'll call him tonight. Or when he's free.

SAENGIE: Fine, then i'll find out. What about Baby?

MENU: I'll try to call him again. *dials number...* Hyung Jun ssi!

HJB: Sis!! What's up?

MENU: Uhm...can't you imagine that?

HJB: ...Should i?

SAENGIE: Omg, that guy is hopeless.

MENU: Hyung Jun ssi. How can you not remember? I thought you loved me.

HJB: Omo, what did i do?

MENU: It's my birthday. *_*

HJB: Oh! For real? I forgot!

SAENGIE: Noticed.

HJB: Give me a sec.

MENU: What...?

SAENGIE: What's going on?

MENU: He left.

SAENGIE: On the phone?

MENU: Yes.

SAENGIE: That's the worst way to dump someone. Now you see why i'm better than anyone else?

MENU: Stop boasting.

HJB: Menu ssi!

MENU: Oy!

HJB: *plays the Happy Bday song*

SAENGIE: Oh my god, what a chancer. =.=

MENU: Omo...*_* This guy's so sweet.

SAENGIE: Ya! He forgot your birthday!

MENU: But he made up for that. Hear, listen to this! *runs toward him with phone*

SAENGIE: Ya! Why can't you let me win for once? There's always someone before me. >.< *leaves*

MENU: Omo, Saengie ah.

SAENGIE: Nevermind, have fun with who loves you more than me.

HJB: What's going on?

MENU: Saengie got mad.

HJB: Again? I think he's getting too self-centered lately.

MENU: Yeah, but ottoke? I need to go and check on him. Talk to you later, Hyung Jun ssi!

HJB: Oook! Happy birthday, then!

MENU: Thanks! Bye! *hangs up* SAENGIE AAAAH! *runs*

SAENGIE: No no, don't worry about me. I'm just doing my best to be a great hubby, i'm just the only one who pays attention to you even when you're at your worst. It's not much. Don't bother.

GD: Why are you fighting?

MENU: We're not fighting.

JONG HOON: *comes running* Are they fighting?

SAENGIE: We're not fighting.

MENU: You didn't sound like we're not fighting.

GD: Yeah!

JONG HOON: So they're fighting? Are you gonna break up?

SAENGIE: YA!

MENU: Aigoo...Look at that sulking face!

SAENGIE:.....I'm trying to be serious here.

MENU: With that face you can't.

SAENGIE:....I mean, i woke up 2 hours earlier, i waited for you to wake up, i wished you happy birthday, i get to the end of the day without losing my patience since 7 months ago. Why are you so mean? :(

JONG HOON: Look at that brat, playing the guilt card.

GD: Jong Hoon ah, stop being a peeping tom and help me here!

MENU: It's fun when you get mad. ^^

SAENGIE: Not to me.

MENU: But aren't you here to make my life cheerful?

SAENGIE: Do i make your life cheerful?

MENU: Totally.

JONG HOON: No...don't say totally.

GD: *grabs JONG HOON's shirt* You're not watching a drama. Go back to work and leave them handle this themselves.

JONG HOON: But hyung..

GD: She's gone, Jong Hoon ssi! Face it!

JONG HOON: .....;_;

GD: Omo...ok, sorry. I didn't mean to be so rude. *pats back*

JONG HOON: *hugs GD* I'll be fine one day.

GD: o.O Uhm...Well...Menu ssi loves you still. *pats back*

SAENGIE: Ok, so if i make your life cheerful i'd expect you to thank me at least.

MENU: I thank you.

SAENGIE: When?

MENU: Everytime i feed you. I'm very thankful.

SAENGIE: =.=

MENU: Btw, how's the growing cheek operation going? *pinches cheeks*

SAENGIE: Ya!

MENU: Aigoo!! *hugs* Someone should make a stuffed version of you. It would be a hit.

SAENGIE: Is that a compliment?

MENU: I'd buy a stuffed you.

SAENGIE: I guess it's a compliment.

MENU: Now do me a favor and stop sulking on my birthday.

SAENGIE: ...Ok.

MENU: Or i'll spend the day with Ji Yong ah.

GD: What did she say?

JONG HOON: Even Ji Yong ah, now. *runs away screaming* I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!