Ravings Reports 11: Zodiac Facts

It's been a while since the last time i posted a ravings chapter that wasn't a director's cut. XD
Well, thanks to Mai for making this possible. \o/
I was reading Zodiac Facts profile on Twitter and of course i had to check all my biases' signs. In the end i think i'd get along only with Hyunseung and Jokwon, but it's good because Jokwon is one of my heroes (you probably noticed if you read my blog entry about him) and Hyunseung...well, i'm in my Hyunseung phase since...3 days ago?


MENU: "There aren't many other zodiac signs that have sharp thinking abilities like #Virgo's."
YS: Well, then we're screwed.
MENU: *hits him w charger*


MENU: "Once bonded, the #Virgo and the #Pisces both would realize that they are not ideal for each other." MY BROTHER IS PISCES! XD...And Kyu. ;_; KYU ANDWE!!!! WAE? Y U NO IDEAL FOR ME?
YS: Hey, don't hit on Kyu or i'm hitting you.
MENU: KYU JONG SSI! ;____;


MENU: "Both #Virgo and #Scorpio share the practical and realistic approach towards life, but they differ much in terms of emotions." I don't have a practical and realistic approach towards life, so that doesn't count.
YS: Don't make up excuses.
MENU: Saengie ah...=.=
YS: What?
MENU: I've been spending my year talking to you and you should be in South Korea unaware i exist. I don't have a realistic approach towards life.


MENU: "Two #Virgos in a relationship would entertain each other by doing things which the other finds important." Fine, imma marry Hyunseung. XD Or Jokwon. Jokwon is a Virgo. XD Omg, i'd love being with Jokwon.


MENU: "The love match between a #Cancer and a #Virgo may not be instantaneous, but can gradually develop into a deep bond." Told you. GD: Shit.
MENU: Ya!
GD: Well...it doesn't say anything abt a deep LOVE bond. We're friends. We're great friends.
MENU: Ji Yong ah!
GD: Blame the horoscope!


MENU: "Since a #Gemini and #Virgo are unemotional beings, they will enjoy a great time together." LEADER!!!!!!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE MY DESTINY! \o/ Wait. Did the thing just say Leader and I are unemotional? =.=
GD,JH&YS: Yep!
MENU: Well, it's been proved wrong already. U.U...Ah, wait. Jong Hoon ah. Jong Hoon ah. That thing said we're not ideal partners, just like Kyu.
JH: ;_; Stop saying it.
MENU: JONG HOON AH! *hugs* Andwe! Don't believe it! ;_;
GD: Well, Jong Hoon ssi. At least she's hugging you. Enjoy while it lasts.
MENU: *throws shoe*


MENU: "#Aries and #Virgo can have a healthy relationship if they both realize each others good points rather than the bad all the time."
YS: ANDWE!
GD: Hyung, what?
YS: ANDWE! MENU AH! ANDWE!
MENU: HA!
JH: *sniff* What happened?
YS: MENU AH! I'M SERIOUS!
MENU: *satisfied look*
YS: YA!
MENU: \o/
GD: *scratches head*
YS: MANUELA SSI!
MENU: JUNG MIN AH AND I CAN HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP!
YS: Erase that grin from your face...You can't have a healthy relationship 'cause you're such a pain in the ass Jung Min ah will never find the good sides.
MENU: YA! JUGULE? >.<.......Hear this. "As a #Scorpio people around you are quick to note that you have a keen and penetrating intellect, combined with great dynamism."
YS: Well, what?
MENU: Penetrating intellect...tsk...and dynamism. You think dynamism is smth to eat. U.U
YS: YA! YOU'RE SUCH A KID!
MENU: AND YOU'RE...BLAH!
GD: Hyung, says here "As a #Scorpio subtle strategies and conspiracies hold a special fascination for you" Ha! Fun! Call me next time. \o/
MENU: What does it mean, conspiracies? >.<
YS: Ji Yong ah, stop reading that crap.
MENU: Saengie ah. Answer.
YS:....We were fighting. End things you start.
MENU: You conspire against me! *points at him like :O*
YS: Who said anything abt you? Stop being so conceited.
MENU: You do! *still :O*
YS:........=.=.....Fine, i do. But just because u don't let me see anyone else so i have no one else to conspire against.
MENU: What? U could conspire against Kyu!
YS: Ya! He's ur not ideal partner. Not mine.
GD: Guys, Jong Hoon ssi is courteous, hospitable, helpful, humane&cannot harm any one even if he tries.
JH: Young Saeng hyung, be thankful.


MENU: LOL "A #Virgo & #Aries relationship will certainly get heated between Aries bad temper & Virgo's nagging"
YS: MENU AH! STOP CHECKING ON ARIES!


MENU: "As a #Scorpio become more active in activities rather than in "love play" with a partner." Even the horoscope says u should move your ass.
YS: It also says i should ignore you. U.U
MENU: No, it doesn't...does it? *re-reads*.....*shaking lips* Andwe...;_; *hugs*
YS:...You're...very unsure.