Christmas Ravings

No time to say anything. Or to read. Or to check this is good. It's an instantaneous roleplay. Take it or leave it. Merry Christmas and blabblabla.


JH: Young Saeng hyung! Bobo!
YS: Uh? o.O
JH: Mistletoe! Bobo!
GD: Are you drunk?
YS: *steps back* Get the hell away from me...
JH: Come on! We're all good at Xmas. How about we make peace?
GD: Or sick...Are you sick?
YS: How about strangling you with the butcher's broom? Is that considered good at Xmas?
JH:...Not sure.
GD: Ya, Jong Hoon ssi. Saengie ah is straight. How can you doubt that? Especially after his fanmeeting. *giggle*
YS: *hits with shoe*
JH: Then what about Young Shimi?
YS: YA! Is this your idea of making peace?
JH: Ani. My idea of making peace is a kiss under the mistletoe but you rejected me.
GD: *elbowing YS* LOL He said you rejected him. Like a couple.
YS: Ji Yong ah. Stop.
GD: K. Sorry, hyung. Anyhow, Jong Hoon ah. Saengie ah is straight. Ask Menu ah!
YS: Yeah!....Wait, what?
MENU: Ask me about what?
JH: Saengie's sexual taste.
MENU:......Ok. Do i wanna know why you're discussing Saengie ah's sexual taste?
ALL: Probably not.
MENU: Good....
YS: So we're ready to leave?
MENU: In a second. I wanted to open my gifts first. *stretched arms with a childish face*
ALL: *uncertain looks*
MENU: Your gifts. You did buy me a gift, didn't you?
GD: *pushes YS* Deal with this for us. You're the husband. 
YS:....Uhm...
MENU: Saengie ah.
YS: ...Well...you said we're not gifts people. On my birthday. You said that.
MENU: :O Can't believe it. It's Xmas!
YS: Technically not yet.
GD&JH: *nod*
MENU: I feed you and give you a roof. And you don't even have a gift.
GD: We tolerate you. Don't you always say our peaceful life together is each other's gift to each other?
MENU: .........*looks at Saengie ah* It's our anniversary! We've been married for 5 months! FIVE! And you don't have a gift! :O
GD: Thank god this doesn't concern us.
YS: Well, do you have a gift? Uh?
MENU:......
YS: Thought so.
MENU: Ya! You're the man! 
YS: Thankyu. :3 So shall we go?
GD&JH: *run outside*
JH: I'll get your coat!
GD: I'll be in the car!
MENU: I'M NOT DONE HERE! YA!
YS: *pushes her outside* Come on, we're gonna be late. Pali, yeobo.
MENU: Don't start the yeobo thing. You're at fault....Santa won't get you any gifts.
YS: Oh, so you're Santa? How cool! Why have you waited all this while to tell me? *wears coat*
MENU: =.=
JH: Menu ah. 
MENU: *takes coat* What, Jong Hoon ssi.
JH: Merry Christmas, by the way. :3
GD: Oh, right. *thumbs up*
MENU: Oh, thanks. At least you're well-mannered. Merry Christmas, guys! ^^
YS: K. I'll wait in the car. *head out*
MENU:...........Heo Young Saeng.
YS: *stops* *turns* *looks at GD* What did i do? She's using the full name.
GD: I think she wants you to kiss her.
MENU: *kicks on the knee*
GD: OUCH! YA!
MENU: Get in the car and shut the hell up!
JH: *kisses Menu's cheek* There. There's no point in waiting for him. 
YS: YA YA YA! Get in the car if you don't want me to leave you here! How dare you? 
MENU: Let him go. At least he wished me Merry Xmas. You're such a waste as a hubby.
YS: But...we're not kiss&hugs people. I held your hand once when you were sick and you got mad. I'm confused about my role here.
MENU: *Tae Kyung's smirk* 
GD *from the car*: SIGNALS, HYUNG! ^^
YS: Shut up!
GD: Ugh...What a Scrooge. *gets in the car*
YS: So we're fighting at Xmas?
MENU: It's not Xmas.
YS: I apologize. Let me ask again. So we're fighting at Xmas Eve?
MENU: And our anniversary.
YS: And our anniversary. 
MENU: Are we?
YS: I asked first.
MENU: Well, i don't know.
YS: Oh my god, Menu ah.
MENU: I don't wanna be fighting at Xmas. ;_;
YS: You're saying that like if we can't do anything else but fighting.
MENU: Well, can you say i'm wrong?
YS: But Menu ah. That's us. :3 You go ya and i get dizzy and then we make peace and the morning after we start all over again. New day, new adventure. \o/
MENU: Uhm...i guess. *sighs*
YS: Come on. I can't face your aunt without you by my side. It's scary enough when we get along.
MENU: And i'm hungry.
YS: See? You're coming back to me. ^^
MENU: Eh. Don't get overexcited. It's just 'cause my brother didn't buy me lunch.
YS: Oh. Bad brother.
MENU: And stop flattering me. =.=
YS: K. It felt weird, actually. *scratches head*
MENU: *raises shoulders* Fine. Then let's go.
YS: Yep....And btw, Merry Christmas, Menu ah! ^^ Through it all...i think i kinda sort of may love you.
MENU: *_* Saengie ah.
YS: Yeah yeah....Just...don't make me say it again.
MENU: I should have recorded that.
YS: Oh come on. My sweet words aren't that rare.
MENU: Yes, they are.
YS: Hey. We just stopped arguing. =.=
MENU: *_*..............*hugs* MERRY CHRISTMAS, YEOBO!!!! ;_;
YS:.....Ok ok...Just. Next time Jong Hoon ah kisses you i'm gonna cut him.
MENU: I'll tell him. XD
YS: That intrusive brat.
MENU: Saengie ah, be good. It's Christmas. :3 Jong Hoon ah loves you. Deep down. Very deep.
YS: South Pacific.
MENU: More like South Pole.....God, i'm starving.
YS: .....Yeah. It's when you say stuff like that that i remember why we're together.
MENU: Christmas is gonna make me fat.
YS: And i won't be able to strip anymore. o.O
MENU: Well, you'd better not, if you care about your life.
YS: Aigoo...Xmas jealousy. *pinches cheeks*
GD: *rolls window down* When you're done cooing we'll be glad to welcome you aboard. Come on! Save this for New Year's Eve!
YS: *throws snowball* 2011 resolution for you: SHUT THE HELL UP!
GD: Eesh...just because i speak the truth. *rolls window up* *rolls window down again* Let's go, tho! Seriously!
YS: AH, ARASSO!!!!
MENU: o.O Well. *heart sign* Merry Christmas, guys.
JH: *heart sign back* Merry Christmas, Menu ssi. ^^