Back in the Deflating Days

I remembered, this time!!! I remembered the 2nd of August! XD I know the 24th day of the month is more important now, but everything started on the 2nd of March, so this remains an important date too.

This is for the toughest and most faithful Menu&Saengie's fans. There's everything that wasn't included in the Ravings Reports chapters i've already posted. And to fully understand you need to have read those chapters. But i think you can have fun even without knowing ALL the details. XD

I personally have the time of my life reading this, but that's because i'm self-centered.

In some cuts names are in caps, in some they're not. That's because i collected them in different moments and forgot to keep the same style.

I hope you'll have the courage to read until the end.

Otherwise just pretend like you did. What i don't know can't hurt me.

Jk...i never think like that. Read, don't read. Whatever you prefer...XD

AT BREAKFAST

*Saengie opens fridge - closes fridge - stares*

Menu: What is it?

YS: Milk!

Menu: Uhm...Butter!

YS: What?

Menu: Idk, what do u want?

YS: Milk!

Menu: Oh! In the cabinet.

YS: Nevermind....let me have yours...*reach out hands*

Menu: YA! >_<>

YS: Aish...we should work on this relationship.

Menu: You were trying to steal my breakfast. I mean it. It's my breakfast. My chocolate puffed rice bowl. Jugule?

YS: Ok ok...

Menu: Tsk...*stares*

YS: *stares back* What now?

Menu: Are u still drunk?

YS: Do i look drunk?

GD: Morning! UH! Puffed rice!

Menu: YA! What's w you 2 today?

YS: New rule. Don't touch Menu ah's puffed rice.

GD: Ok...then what abt yours?

YS: *shields his bowl* I'm hungry!*

GD: Saengie ah, if the world should do stuff only when you're not hungry we'd all be statues.

Menu: *giggles*

YS: Don't laugh!

MIDNIGHT REVELATIONS

Menu: Uhm...ok...Saengie ah...we have a problem.

YS: At midnight? Can't we have a problem tomorrow?

Menu: I don't think it'll change much.

YS: Aish...what?

Menu: I...kind of saw this pic of u..and...well, let's say JungMin wouldn't be happy abt my 1st thought.

YS: Which is?

Menu: Sure, like i'm gonna tell u.

YS: Then why did you bother me? I was trying to sleep...

Menu: I don't know...i like bothering you. Like you said, habits. Go back to sleep.

YS: Dah..

[the morning after]

GD: *comes running* Menu ah! OMG! Where's Saengie?

Menu: o.O Idk. Sleeping? Why?

GD: I saw his debut stage. When he cried. I so have to tease him!

Menu: *slaps GD* YA! Don't! It was a very sweet moment!

GD: But that changed completely my whole idea of him!

Menu: He's gonna be mad.

GD: No, he loves me.

[a few minutes later]

YS: YAAAA!!!! It's 9am! Let me go!...Menu ah! Tell him smth! Menu: I tried, he doesn't listen. Morning, btw!

YS: Morning...=.= YA! JIYONG AH! OK! I cried after my debut! You cried when you were dumped! Should i say smth abt that?

GD: o.O That was mean...*runs*

[in front of puffed rice again]

YS: So, i'm awake now. What's that pic you mentioned last night?

Menu: Ah, forget it, Saengie. I'll never tell you.

YS: Oh, come on! It can't be worse than what we've been through in 4 months.

Menu: Probably not, but i care abt my dignity.

YS: Just checking, if i said that when i 1st got here would u have been nicer?

Menu: Don't think so.

YS: Exactly! Me neither! So what abt that pic?

Menu: Don't annoy me on ur anniversary AND so early in the morning. I won't tell you.

YS: Then i'll just assume you suddenly like me&i'll tell Jung Min!

Menu: YA! What does he have to do w anything?

YS: When it comes to us, he always has smth to do w it. *types number*

Menu: YA! DON'T! HANG UP! PLEASE!!

YS: Oh, it's ringing...

Menu: AH! OK! I'LL SHOW U THE PIC! HANG UP! Aish...and they say i'm self-centered. *takes out lappie* I'm telling u, it doesn't mean anything. Idk what's wrong w me. *shows pic*

YS: *stares*...Uhm....yes, you're right. I'm cool in that one! *pats Menu's head* Your taste is improving, Menu ssi. :3 *leaves*

Menu: YA! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU THINK!..Oh, whatever. He won't listen anyway. =.=

CELEBRATING THE REDS

GD: Saengie ah, your gf is crying.

YS: YA! Stop w this gf thing...

GD: Yeah, but she's crying still.

YS: Uh? *comes down the table* Menu ah, what's wrong?

Menu: Sae...Saengie ah!!! *hugs&cries*

YS: Omo...o.O JongHoon ah! What did u do?

JH: Me? Nothing. I love her! What abt u?

Menu: I...mom...

GD: You mom? Are u pregnant?

Menu: *throws coffee cup* *cries harder* My mom just burned some ants!! *cries harderer!!!*

YS: Omo...are you crying for ANTS?

Menu: *cries hardererer!*

YS: Ok! OK! Poor ants...*pats Menu's back&looks weirdly at GD&JongHoon*

AFTER THE NEWTON FANMEETING

[This is actually abt Jung Min but i like the ending. XD]

*types number* Btw, JungMin ah! Now that the match is over i can focus on what you said. What's wrong with you? What's w the one-sided love? First of all it's not one-sided. 'Cause if there's love from both sides...well, that kind of deletes the one-sided part. Second, what hurting? Did you get drunk at HJL's bday, too and never got over it? When exactly have you hurt us? Answer! Ah...i really don't know what to do with you. I think you've all worked too much and now your brains are all messed up. But don't ever let me hear that nonsense again or i swear to Shisus i'm appearing at your door and i'm gonna kick your sexy charismatic ass!

WORLD CUP RITUALS

Menu: OH! RITUALS! *kneels down&folds hands* Saengie ah, you too.

YS: Oh...*kneels down*

Menu: Repeat what i say. Dear Shisus....

YS: Dear Shisus...

Menu: I won't ask you to make us win the World Cup. Just let us go a little further than France.

YS: ...a little further than France.

Menu: Then...

YS: Then...

Menu: You don't need to repeat then.

YS: You don't need to repeat then...Oh, wait. Sorry. What?

Menu: Nevermind, i don't have time. Dear goalkeeper...

YS: Marchetti...

Menu: Oh, right. Marchetti.

YS: Maybe if u learn his name he'll play better.

Menu: Ok, dear Marchetti. Please, pay attention on where the ball is. If it's on the right don't run to the left.

YS: ...run to the left.

Menu: I know you're not Buffon. But Buffon's getting old. If you're our hope, then be a good one.

YS: YEAH!

Menu: o.O Well, at least you're supportive. Dear referee...don't be a bitch.

YS: REFEREE IS AN ASSHOLE!

Menu: SAENGIE AH! o.O

YS: Sorry...go on...

Menu: Ok....referee, please notice the offsides. Then who's left?

YS: Chiellini superstar!

Menu: RIGHT! CHIELLINI SUPERSTAR! Just be a superstar.

YS: And Pazzini! Daddy likes Pazzini!

Menu: Daddy? o.O Ok, nevermind...Pazzini...if daddy likes you i'll trust you. Ok, we're done. *gets up*

YS: Uhm..Menu ah?

Menu: Yep?

YS: Help? Can't get up!

Menu: OH! *pulls Saengie down* Forgot Gattuso!!! GATTUSO, PLEASE! KICK SOME ASSES!!!! Ok, give me ur hand. *pulls Saengie up*

[after the match]

YS: Menu ah......

Menu: >_<

YS: *slides closer* Menu ssi?

Menu: :(

YS: Omo...

Menu: SAENGIE AH!!! *sinks into his shirt&cries* We sucked, but...SAENGIE AH!!!! ;___;

YS: Well, uhm...you won in 2006.

Menu: SAENGIE AA-AAAH! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT NOW?

YS: Omo...i was trying to help.

Menu: YOU SUCK AT HELPING!!! ;____; *runs to bedroom*

GD: *comes in* They're out?

YS: Yes..

JH: Omo! MENU SSI! *runs to bedroom*

STARVING [there were guests in the living room and we couldn't leave the bedroom because of our pjs. XD]

Menu: Saengie ah, go get smth to eat. Please.

YS: I don't want to change either. Send GD. He doesn't care abt what people think.

Menu: *pushes YS* Please.

YS: *hugs pillow* It's too hot, Menu ah!

Menu: Be a man&bear it for me.

YS: I'm a man only when u need me to. I mean, we're 4. Why should I go?

Menu: 'Cause i say so.

YS: You're younger than me. That rule doesn't count.

Menu: It always has. *pushes YS*

YS: If i go i'll eat everything on my way back.

Menu: Is that a threaten?

YS: Maybe.

Menu: I'm gonna hit u if u do that.

YS: I'm used to it.

Menu: Fine. Then we'll starve. This is how Romeo&Juliet started.

[after a few minutes]

Menu: Oh! They left!

YS: YAY! FOOD! *runs*

Menu: SAENGIE AH! Why are u like this?

YS: I'M HUNGRY!!

[after a few hours]

YS: Menu ah! *pinch*

Menu: What?

YS: Ask mom when we're gonna eat. *pinch*

Menu: We have to wait for dad to come home.

YS: And when is it happening? *pinch*

Menu: Soon. And stop pinching.

YS: Sorry...*pinch* How soon? *pinch*

Menu: YA! What is it? Your abstinence signal? =.=

YS: Maybe... *pinch*

Menu: *stuffs nose* I love stuffing Saengie's nose. It's my favorite kind of skinship. XD

YS: I'll slap you. That's MY favorite kind of skinship. =.=

GD: Menu ah, it's almost 2. Are u starving us?

Menu: Oh, not u too.

JH: You cook! Let her be!

Menu: THANKYU!

YS: She still loves me more!

Menu: Saengie ah. You're such a mean hyung.

YS: It's annoying that he keeps flattering you.

Menu: Then you be less annoying.

YS: Why? This isn't abt me.

Menu: =.=

WHEN LEADER LEFT DSP

Menu: Saengie ah! *shakes* Wake up! Give me ur phone!

YS: Bedside table....Are u calm now?

Menu: Kind of. Need to do smth first. *types number* Hyun Joong ssi! I swear to god when this mess will be gone you're gonna pay for this! No, not for leaving DSP. If i want to be coherent, that's the best decision you've ever made. You're gonna pay for the anxiety i'm going through. *realises what she just told him* *switches from anger to despair again* LEADER!!!! PLEASE!!! DON'T LEAVE US!!!!

YS: Menu ah!!! *steals phone* YA! Are u out of ur mind? Yelling at him like that! Go to bed!

Menu: SAENGIE AH!!! *grabs leg* Why is being a TS so bothersome??? WAE????

YS: Menu ah! Get a hold of yourself! Nothing's gonna happen.

Menu: How can u be so calm?

YS: That's why you're w me. I'm calm when u can't be.

Menu: *thinks it over* ....SAENGIE AH!!!!!!

YS: Omg...i shouldn't have let her near the laptop tonight.

BACK ON TWITTER AFTER 24 HOURS

YS: MENU AH!!!!! *runs&hugs* YOU'RE BACK!!!!

Menu: Omo...If i didn't know u well i'd think you missed me.

YS: *hugs tighter* Don't do that again!

Menu: It's not like i'm going anywhere. This is my house.

YS: Don't care!

Menu: Tell me the truth! You were just starving!

YS: No! I mean, yeah but i missed u! You didn't miss me?

Menu: Uhm...kind of......Ok, just kidding. Yes. I can't leave u just like that. I need you brat around.

YS: That's...sweet.

GD: Oh, Menu ah. Thanks for remembering we exist.

JH: *runs&chokes* I thought this time u left me forever! *cries*

Menu: Omo...Ok, let's all come down. *pats JH's back* I thought u were happy if i wasn't around.

GD: I am. I'm not happy of staying w them w/out u.

Menu: Whatever. I know you're lying....Ok, JongHoon ssi. It's hot. Let me go. I promise i'll take u w me next time.

YS: Yeah, let her go.

Menu: If u bring HongKi i'm sure my bff will be happy to have u around.

YS: LET HER FREAKING GO, JONG HOON AH!

GD: See why i don't like it?

MISSED ANNIVERSARY

Menu: *runs to bedroom* SAENGIE AH!

YS: What?

Menu: U DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

YS: About?

Menu: The 2nd of July!

YS: Oh....yeah....u finally realised that.

Menu: Omo *runs&hugs* MIANHE! Why didn't u say anything?

YS: I wanted to see how far u could go.

Menu: But we missed celebrations.

YS: We'd miss that anyway.

Menu: But u should know my brain is all messed up. I can't believe it. I had been waiting for our anniversary for weeks.

YS: Next month.

Menu: But... *cries*

YS: You're sad? I woke up that day sure i was getting a cake but u forgot.

Menu: Shis, it's the 1st time u don't complain abt a missed cake. You should have slapped me&yell YA! GIVE ME MY CAKE, WOMAN!

YS: U don't like when i call u woman.

Menu: But i'd have remembered.

YS: So it's my fault?

Menu: Whatever...can't we have a late anniversary?

YS: Nope. Ur punishment is waiting until the 2nd of August now.

Menu: BUT IT'S TOO FAR!

YS: Ur fault. See it this way. The 2nd of August is the 5th anniversary. It makes more sense.

Menu: Oh....*weeps* Ok...if u say so...

YS: *pats back*

BACK FROM MILAN

YS: *collapses on bed* Menu ah, i'm dead...

Menu: *collapses on bed* Me too...

YS: ....Ur friend was nice though.

Menu: Yeah, she was.

YS: She even wanted to buy us that Mickey&Minnie pillow for the 22nd of July..

Menu: OMG, true! XD

YS: ...It's the 1st time u laugh abt the wedding...

Menu: .....Well, i'm tired...

YS: Sure...Anyway i wouldn't let her buy it for us.

Menu: Why not? It would match ur Mickey undies. XD

YS: ..Because...Minnie.

Menu: I don't follow u.

YS: Minnie.

Menu: Oh...yeah, i prefer Donald Duck too but there wasn't a pillow of him&Daisy.

YS:...Menu ah...MINnie! Jung Min!

Menu: Saengie ah, r u jealous of a pillow? XD

YS: Ani. I'm jealous of my fiancé screaming her ex's name when seeing a KYUte cartoon character when she screams my name only when seeing food.

Menu: But Saengie ah, i love food! And JungMin's not my ex, btw. We're just taking a break.

YS: Keep telling urself that. I'm gonna take a shower. *gets up*

Menu: *hugs* Aigooo!!! Saengie ah! I may make u jealous like all the time. KYUte!

YS: For the record...u DO make me jealous like all the time. Can i go now?

Menu: *lets him go* Oh, Saengie ah.

YS: Mmm?

Menu: ThankSS for coming w me today!

YS: No problem...*gets out*

Menu:..........Saranghae!

GD (from outside): Ya, Saengie ah! What r u doing on the floor?

BARGIGGIOLA

YS: How can some1 look like a monkey in a good way?

Menu: ....Idk..the way u look like an otter in a good way?

YS: Otters are kyute.

Menu: SAENGIE AH! OMG!

YS: WHAT? o.O

Menu: When i went to Lisbon, in my senior year. OMG! OUR MASCOT WAS AN OTTER!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!

YS: Why did u have an otter w you?

Menu: We didn't. We went to the aquarium...

YS: And you stole an otter?

Menu: No...=.= There was an otter.

YS: Well, of course. It's an aquarium.

Menu: Omg, forget it...

BLACKOUT

YS: Menu ah?

MENU: Saengie ah?

YS: Menu ah, where r u?

MENU: Here!

YS: ...Menu ah, lights are off. How am i supposed to know where here is?

MENU: Where r u?

YS: Here!

MENU: Then we're in the same place. How come we can't find each other?

YS: Stop joking. I may seriously hit a wall or smth.

MENU: Ok, keep moving.

YS: On the spot?

MENU: No...keep walking around. And keep talking. I'll find you.

YS: How do u know where to go?

MENU: Idk...my house is not that big.

YS: In which room are u?

MENU: Last time i checked it was the living room. Where r u?

YS: Idk...lights turned off&i didn't have time to check.

MENU: =.=

YS: I know you're doing the =.= face.

MENU: How? It's dark.

YS: So u were doing it?

MENU: WAIT!

YS: OMG! WHAT?

MENU: I felt u were near me. Stop where u are!

YS: Where am i?

MENU: We'll find out soon.

YS: OMFG! SMTH TOUCHED MY LEG!!!

MENU: Don't yell. It was probably the cat.

YS: What if it wasn't? o.O

MENU: Oh god...

[few seconds later]

MENU: Saengie ah, is that you? *pats smth*

YS: Ouch...ouch...yes, that's me. Stop it!

MENU: Oh, sorry. Was that ur head?

YS: My face. U were slapping me.

MENU: Oh, thought it was too soft to be your head. Ok, now stay there. I'm gonna find a way to go out and turn the meter on.

YS: MENU AH! *grabs arm or smth* Don't leave me alone in the dark!

MENU: LOL That sounded like a song. Write that down for ur next album. XD

THE LAST BACHELOR NIGHT

YS: Menu ah...

MENU: Mmm?

YS: Are u sleeping? *silence*

MENU: =.=

YS: Menu ah?

MENU: What?

YS: I asked if you're sleeping.

MENU: I answered. What do u think?

YS: Oh...

MENU: What is it?

YS: I was thinking...

MENU: Oooooh!! CongratSS!

YS: =.=

MENU: Sorry, what? XD

YS: I wanna know beforehand: r u gonna dump me tomorrow?

MENU: Depends...how fast can u run? It wasn't a problem when u were inflated. Don't know abt now.

YS: Nevermind, being serious w u is pointless. =.=

MENU: I may dump u 'cause you're not funny anymore.

YS: Some1 has to be.

MENU: Well, why can't GD be the serious one?

YS: 'Cause marriage is a couple thing?

MENU: Then marriage is not funny.

YS: Thought so...nevermind, goodnight.

[few seconds later]

MENU: .......Saengie ah?

YS: I'm ignoring u.

MENU:...I'm not gonna dump u tomorrow.

YS: ....:DDDDD

MENU: =.=

FIRST WEDDING DINNER

YS: Menu ssi, i'm not wearing a tie to go out for dinner. Do u mind? You're all fly down style tonight anyway.

MENU: I'm not ur fashion counselor XD

YS: Isn't that what wives r for?

MENU: Yeah. But when wife isn't into fashion at all it doesn't count. Anyway what's w all the 'what wives r for'?

YS: I've never had a wife. I'm trying to learn.

MENU: I've never been a wife. I don't know how to teach u.

YS: Ok, we're a great couple then.

MENU: Guess so...

BABY'S BDAY

MENU: *hits Saengie on his head* YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ME WITH YOU! AND YOU CALL URSELF A HUSBAND?

YS: You were sleeping!

MENU: YOU HAD TO DRAG ME! I KNOW U DIDN'T TAKE ME THERE 'CAUSE YOU KNEW JUNG MIN AH WAS THERE! BUT IT WAS MY FAVORITE BROTHER IN LAW'S BDAY!

YS: Oh, Kyu will be happy!

MENU: Well, in February it'll be my fav brother in law's bday again...

YS: Ok, then we fixed this. You'll have a 2nd chance....Btw the cake was osm!

MENU: I hate u when u do that. =.=

YS: I promise at the next bday i'll get you a piece of cake.

MENU: NEXT BDAY IS UR BDAY!!!

YS: So u don't want the cake?

MENU: Get the hell out of here, u&ur damn "i got a cake" face.

YS: Better...more cake for me then. :3

MENU: OF COURSE! IT'S UR BDAY!

YS: Stop saying that. People are gonna think u can't wait already. Ur bday's before mine *pats Menu's head&leaves* MENU:.....AND U-KISS WERE THERE TOO! I HATE U! ;_;

YS: Aigoo, what a huge word for some cake...I don't know what i'm supposed to do w you, Menu ssi... MENU:...>_<....GET AWAY FROM ME!

RANDOM

[watching Baby's bday pics]

Menu: Saengie was incredibly thin. o.O Wah! I'm good!

YS: Of course! U starved me for almost 5 months! I swear, i saw the cake&i was drooling!

Menu: Well, that's not a news.

YS: I mean...it was like i hadn't seen a cake for decades.

Menu: And that's a lie, Saengie ah.

[sleepy]

Menu: Ok, fight the laziness Menu ah! It's 3am and u haven't made ur bed yet.

YS: I'm sleepy, Menu ssi...*collapses on Menu's shoulder*

Menu: Ok...&now?

[after making the bed]

Menu: Saengie ah? Bed's ready. Go to bed.

YS:..Come w me!

Menu: In a sec. Go.

YS: No, i'm scared.

Menu:..Of what?

YS: Ur house has a lot of blind spots

[at 6am]

*YS sits up* Ok, u or the cat. Can't stand both.

Menu: Uh?

YS: The cat keeps moving&u're tweeting. I'm still trying to sleep.

Menu: I'm not being noisy.

YS: Ok, then can u go not being noisy in jiyong's bed?

*half-asleep GD throws pillow*

Menu: Why don't u go being annoying on the couch instead?

YS: 1) U'd go 'OMG SAENGIE AH DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!' 2) Brother's on the couch.

Menu: Ok, 1) i don't yell like that. 2) What is he doing there?

YS: I don't know. I'm here, ain't i? I was sleeping.

Menu: Then how do u know where he is?

YS: I was thirsty earlier.

Menu: So u weren't sleeping?

YS: MENU AH!

Menu: WHAT?

GD: YA! I HAVE AN IDEA! GO BEING NEWLYWEDS THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Menu: Omo...

YS: Don't use that tone w me!

GD: THEN STFU!

[meeting our kids]

Menu: So..should we name them? *takes meatball*

YS: AAAH! U just pierced our kid w a fork!! *takes meatball away - eats*

Menu: AAAH! U just ATE our kid!

'After an event i saw YoungSaeng signing smth but there weren't any fans there. Then i looked down and there they were!'

YS: Kyu's mean...

*Menu is dying on the floor*

YS: YA! Stop laughing like a dumb!! >_<

Menu: OMG! NEXT TIME I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO MY LITTLE COUSINS!!!! XD

Menu: Ah, Saengie ah! You hide something from me and you're dead. Just for the record...

YS: Including food?

Menu: Especially food!

Menu: Just found out another detail of my forgotten, previous, now reborn love for Saengie.

YS: Uh, what what what?

Menu: You don't need to know.

YS: Menu aaa-aa-aaah! *pulls arm*

Menu: What are you? 5?

YS: Yes! And you know how annoying kids can be! *keeps pulling arm*

Menu: Let me go.

YS: ANDWE!

Menu: I GOT YOU IN MY HEAAART! OH, CAN'T YOU SEEE, OH BABE!

YS: SARANGCHEOREOOOOM!!!!

Menu: ....Saengie ah, shut up!

YS: But that's my line!

Menu: I don't care...

[After South Korea was out of the World Cup]

Menu: AH! DAMN!

YS: SSIBAL!

Menu: O.O SAENGIE AH!

YS: I DON'T CARE!

Menu: o.O Saengie ah, do u have secrets?

YS: Can't tell u. It's a secret. :3

Menu: Wait, it's almost 2pm? For real? Where's my lunch?

YS: YEAH! Where's my lunch, woman?

Menu: Ya! Do u want to be punched today?

YS: I want to be fed!

Menu: Fed...what are you? A cow? I'm getting married to a cow.

YS: YA! Otters need to be fed too!

Menu: So every1 gets a man, i get an animal. *sighs* Menu ah...life's so unfair to you.

YS: Whatever...go and cook, wo..

Menu: *stuffs nose* You say woman one more time&you'll regret that!

"What Does IDK Stand For" "I Don't Know" "OMG Nobody Knows" XD XD *laughs by herself*

GD: Seriously, Saengie ah. Why u wanna marry her?

[reading YS's TOK messages]

Done. That's it. I'm his. Totally his. (No, what am i saying?) But he roleplays! (But i can't give myself to only one.) BUT HE ROLEPLAYS!

Menu: The new hair mousse i bought looks like ice cream.

YS: ......Menu ah...What if i grow curly hair?

Menu: OMFG! Saengie ah, no! XD Please, no! XD

GD: Been there. Not easy to handle. Not worth it.

JH: I'm ok w that. I'd blackmail you.

YS: Why r u laughing? Why not?

Menu: *rolls* *gets up, puts hands on Saengie's shoulder, faces him* For once i say this 'cause i love you: OH EM EFF GEE! PLEASE! NO! *rolls again* XD

JH: I don't look like Spongebob!

Menu: I don't know. Your members said so. Not me. XD

YS: JongHoon ssi, look at me for a sec.

JH: What?

YS: *stares* Yeah, i think i see some resemblance....

JH: Ok! I liked you for like 3 seconds when GD was annoying. Now i don't like u anymore!

[Heat was killing me and i felt sleepy]

YS: MENU AH! Here! I can help you!

Menu: What do u exactly think you're doing w that bucket?

YS: Water's cold!

Menu: Answer.

YS: I just answered.

Menu: Trust me, if that's how you're gonna wake me up u may want to reconsider. 'Cause if i wake up i'm gonna kick ur ass.

YS: *leaves mumbling* I don't help her&she says i don't love her. I try to help her&she kicks me. What the hell!

Menu: Saengie ah...you're getting a lot of fans because of me. Thank me!

*YS leaves*

Menu: YA! Where are you going?....

*No answer*

Menu: .......YA!

[During the Menu Jukebox night]

GD: Give me ur ipod. Come on...

Menu: SHIRO!

YS: You're a nuisance.

Menu: Fine, i won't marry u. I Have JongHoon ah.

JH: Jinja?

YS: U wish. Just shut up.

YS: NO!

JH: No..

GD: HELL TO THE NO!

Menu: AAAAND IIIIII WILL LOOVE YOUUUU BAAAABYYY AAAAAAALWAYYYSSS!!!

Menu: DIE, MOSQUITO!!!!!!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE MY BLOOD!!!!!!!!!! *kung fu chop* Oh! I just noticed i stained my shirt at the movies. XD

YS: Don't even try to blame this on me. I wasn't there.

Menu: It's ur bad influence. U stain ur clothes so much the washing machine is scared of u.

Menu: #howtobeagoodbf ......SAENGIE AH! I'm getting breakfast. U read some of this stuff in the meantime.

YS: I want breakfast too!

Menu: No, later. XD

[Watching Bad Guy]

Menu (to the screen): STOP HER, YOU IDIOT! DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE! GRAB HER HAND OR SMTH!

YS: Give him my handcuffs!

Menu: Shut up! I need to see how this ends!

YS: I think she's pretty dumb too. I mean, she likes him, right? Why does she have to be so difficult? Why r u all like that?

Menu: o.O

[When Spain won the World Cup]

Menu: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAUL! I LOVE YOU!

YS: YA! STOP SAYING I LOVE YOU TO EVERYONE!!!!

Menu: SAENGIE AH!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! *kisses*

[watching SOS]

Saengie ah!!! Don't cry!!! If you cry i'll cry too and we'll drown. ;________;