Ravings Reports 12: The Wedding (Part 3)

Idk...

MENU: *sits on bed* Aish, these damn shoes...Next time i'm gonna get married in slippers for real.

YS: Menu ah. :3

MENU: *lies down* What?

YS: :3

MENU: What, Saengie ah?

YS: :3

MENU: I'm too tired for this. I don't feel like playing tonight. What?

YS: :3

MENU: Are you paralysed?

YS: I'm happy! :3

MENU: Oh, so you look dumb when you're happy?

YS: =.= You always know how to spoil the mood.

MENU: *sits up* Sorry. XD Why are you so happy then?

YS: :3 What do you think?

MENU: 'Cause of the cake.

YS: Menu ah!

MENU: You asked.

YS: Be serious.

MENU: Why don't you just answer?

YS: :3 *shows hand*

MENU: *takes hand* Oh, nice! Where did you get this ring?

YS: You're doing it again.

MENU: Can't help it. Sorry. XD

YS: It's just 'cause you're young, right? You're gonna change sooner or later.

MENU: Don't count on it. Plus! If i wasn't like this you may have not fallen for me....BUT! If i do change you're gonna give me back to Jung Min ah?

YS: *gets up* Stop talking about Jung Min ah, now. He's gone. Face it!

MENU: .....Well, that's certainly the best way to end a wedding day. *gets up, pushes Saengie away&leaves the room*

YS: .....It's at times like this that i wish Ji Yong ah is around. *runs* MENU AH!

MENU: I'm gonna sleep on the couch.

YS: What? Andwe!

MENU: Well, stop me!

YS: You can't sleep on the couch TONIGHT! Can't you pretend you're not mad?

MENU: .......

YS: Answer me!

MENU: .......

YS: Aigoo, women...

MENU: Goodnight, Saengie ah. *turns lights off*

YS: *goes to room* *comes back* *goes to room again* *comes back*

MENU: You're creeping me out. Go to bed.

YS: But...i dont' want to sleep alone.

MENU: Take Tim with you then.

YS: Awesome. Hey, Saengie ah! How was your wedding night? Oh, super cool. I thrashed the cat at poker.

MENU: Tim can't play poker.

YS: Whatever...i was just saying.

MENU: Yeah, you "just say" a lot.

YS: .....The thing abt Jung Min ah wasn't just saying.

MENU: Goodnight, Heo Young Saeng.

YS: Oh, now we switched to formality?

MENU: .....

YS: Menu ah?

MENU: .....

YS: Menu ah, are we fighting?

MENU: .....

YS: Can we at least turn on the lights if we have to fight?

MENU: I'm tired. I wanna sleep.

YS: Ok...then i'm gonna sit here and wait until you're recharged. *sits*

MENU: Go to bed, Young Saeng.

YS: Stop calling me Young Saeng. You sound like some DSP manager.

MENU: Aigoo! *sits up&pushes Saengie* I can't sleep if you're sitting here. Move! This couch is not big enough to fight.

YS: Then come to bed.

MENU: I don't wanna come to bed. You pissed me off.

YS: Look! *turns to face her* You can't expect me to accept all these talks about your past loves. I mean...*takes Menu's hand* LOOK!!!!

MENU: *takes ring off* Can you accept all the talks now?

YS: Put the ring back on now! o.O

MENU: ANDWE!

YS: Menu ah, are you kidding me? It's god you're playing with! These rings are consecrated!

MENU: I HAVE SHISUS ON MY SIDE! GOD WILL UNDERSTAND!

YS: Stop shouting! It's almost 3!

MENU: I SHOUT WHEN, WHERE AND HOW MUCH I THING IT'S NECESSARY!

YS: PUT THE RING ON!

MENU: DON'T YELL AT ME!!!

YS: WELL THEN I'M GONNA CALL SEUNGYEON AND ASK HER TO LET ME STAY AT HER PLACE!

MENU: ....You would not call Kara to let you stay at their place!

YS: Then stop talking about Jung Min ah.

MENU: BUT JUNG MIN AH IS YOUR FRIEND! KARA AREN'T MY FRIENDS! YOU STEP INTO THEIR HOUSE AND YOU'LL NEVER STEP ANYWHERE ELSE, SAENGIE AH!

YS: HA-HA! You said Saengie ah!

MENU: ......AAAH! I HATE YOU!

YS: Put the ring on!

MENU: Make me!

YS: *goes to bedroom*

MENU: Tsk...i knew it. *lies down&turns the light off*

YS: *comes back*

[clicking sound]

YS: Goodnight, Menu ah.

MENU: *touches her own wrist&finger*.......HEO YOUNG SAENG!!! TAKE THESE HANDCUFFS OFF ME NOW!!!

YS: You wanna sleep on the couch? Sleep on the couch! What do i care?

MENU: HANDCUFFS ARE MY THING!!!

YS: Well, i've spent more time w them than you.

MENU: SAENGIE AH!!!!

YS: ........

MENU: Stop ignoring me!

YS: ........

MENU: Saengie ah...

YS: ........

MENU: ......Yeobo...handcuffs hurt.

YS: Oh! Omo! *runs&takes handcuffs off*

MENU: *slaps him* YA! JUGULE? Have you planned a way to face me after i was released, at least?

YS: ...I have a cousin in South Pacific.

MENU: Good for you!

YS: But Menu ah... *sulks* ...i love you and you don't do anything but make me jealous.

MENU: Don't try to blame this on me.

YS: But it's true. I never talk about other girls.

MENU: Yeah...'cause you would die.

YS: See? Then why can't i be mad when YOU talk about other boys?

MENU: 'Cause in every couple there's someone who acts as doormat. And guess who that is between you and me?

YS: I don't wanna be the doormat...

MENU: ...Uhm...stop, Saengie ah.

YS: Stop what?

MENU: Stop sulking. You're making me feel guilty.

YS: You should.

MENU: *puts fingertips on Saengie's cheeks* Smile.

YS: Mwo?

MENU: Can you stay like this until tomorrow? I won't be mad tomorrow.

YS: Are you still sleeping on the couch?...And get your hands back, for god's sake..We look stupid.

MENU: I'm not sleeping on the couch if you don't want me to.

YS: ....*looks at Menu, then at couch, then at Menu again* Is it because this couch is uncomfortable, right?

MENU: You'll never find out. ^^ *goes to bedroom*

YS: ....=.= Aish...it's gonna be a looooong tiring life, Saengie ah...