Ravings Reports 10: The Wedding (Part 1)

Uhm...i think i'm gonna post 2 separate entries 'cause the second part is a bit long. Just informing you.

JH: *reading* Shoes?

MENU: *checking the bag* Check.

JH: Jewels?

MENU: Check.

JH: Tights?

MENU: Check.

JH: Make up?

MENU: Check.

JH: Dress?....Well, check. *shakes head* Aish, Jong Hoon ah...

YS: MENU AAAAAAH!!!!! *comes running* Where's my tie?

MENU: Aren't you supposed to get ready with Ji Yong ah?

YS: Ji Yong ah doesn't know where my tie is.

MENU: And how should i know? I don't wear ties.

YS: You're my wife.

MENU: Not yet. And anyway how does that make me your tie watcher?

YS: That's what women are for: they know where everything is when men and kids don't. That's why no one's ever found the Holy Grail. 'Cause they don't have any women looking for it.

MENU: =.= Well, if that's the case i'm not a woman.

YS: You should have said that before i proposed. Anyway fine, i'm getting married without a tie.

MENU: Aigoo!!! Ji Yong ah!

GD: What?

MENU: Where did you hide his tie?

GD: I didn't hide his tie.

MENU: You want me to believe you're not taking revenge for not being the best man?

GD: Jong Hoon ssi is the one who wants revenge. Not me. I don't know where it is.

MENU: That's why i wanted to be single. Men are a pain in the ass. Move! *pushes Saengie aside&goes to parents' room* Did you check the wardrobe?

YS: Of course.

MENU: Drawers?

YS: *nods*

MENU: All of them?

YS: I skipped yours.

MENU: *sees YS's bag* *spots green* Oh, god...

YS: Call me Saengie now that we're almost married.

MENU: Don't Menu yourself.

YS: Too late.

MENU: *grabs green thing**pulls*

YS:....Oh! My tie! See, Menu ah? I told you you could find it!

MENU: Take it and get lost before i strangle you with this. I thought you were the stylish, organized member.

YS: Well, i'm nervous. I can't be organized when i'm nervous. :3

MENU: Me too, but i still know where my clothes are.

YS: You are? Nervous?

MENU: Sure...

YS: Menu ah! *runs*

MENU: *stops him* All my loves are gonna be there...Of course i'm nervous.

YS: I know. I payed the catering bills. I have a pretty clear idea of how many people are gonna be there...

MENU: ....You're destroying my happy fangirling life. I hope you're happy.

YS: We all have to grow up sooner or later.

MENU: Well, i wanted to be the Peter Pan of kpop.

YS: Oh, but you're still a baby to me.

MENU: Peter Pan wasn't a baby. He was a boy. A little older.

YS: It still starts with a b. And i can't say you're a boy, can i?

MENU: Nevermind. Don't ever let me hear the word 'baby' from your mouth again. Creepy.

YS: Eeesh, always acting so cold.

GD: *pops in* When you're done acting like the survived, sugary, nauseating Romeo and Juliet, we should go.

JH: Whatever...i'll be in the car. =.=