Menu&Saengie's Fated Idiocy

Has anyone noticed how many times i name my entries with something idiocy-related?

Anyway...I know you've all read this already. But i was so striked by these messages that i couldn't possibly just skip. XD

Seriously...this changed completely every thought i had about Young Saeng's personality.

YS: We have advanced to the 16th round!!!!!!!! Fighting!
Fan: That’s a smash...
YS: Yes, that’s a smash…

*Yep...Italy was a smash too. In the opposite way, though. XD*

Fan: Young-saeng, do you still like seasoned spicy chicken?
YS: I don’t like it!!!!!!!!

*Idk...Saengie and food are always relevant.*

Fan: Young-saeng…….I missed you so much…….boo-hoo~~~~
YS: Don’t say that…..ha-ha….we will see each other later again
*YA! Who's seeing who later again?.............Jk...XD*

Fan: Ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: Ha-ha-ha-ha
*Is it me or he's teasing her? XD*

Fan: Huh, Young-saeng rocked in “Inki gayo”. Did you get to see the flank card??
YS: Yes, I saw the flank card!!! I think….Did I? Ha-ha-ha-ha

*facepalm*

Fan: I think I have not chatted with you in two years, isn’t it???
YS: I have not logged in for a couple of months. Ha-ha

*See it this way. I have never chatted with anyone. XD*

Fan: Why do you rarely come and go~~~!!!
YS: I know I have been seldom logging in here.

*Dude, these boys are busy. XD*

Fan: ?? hello?
YS: Hi~

*Well...polite.*

YS: I was about to write profound things in here but I decided not to!!
*Here is when i started thinking something was too familiar. XD*

Fan: Oops!!!! Typos!!!!!
YS: Ty~~pos~~~~

*Sorry. My fault.*

Fan: Profound writing???
YS: Profound…isn’t it?
*Well, of course. If profound isn't profound then what it is?*

Fan: Tell them that I wish you all to win the first place!
YS: Yes, everyone shall win the first place!! Because the world only remembers those that who win…So everyone shall be the winner!! I’m assuming that there must be people who are capturing this as we write…ha-ha...I’m being careful with my words for that reason~~

*This was kind of profound, though.*

Fan: Young-saeng!!! Did you do well at school??? Tell us~~~
YS: No, I sucked at studying~

*Honesty.*

Fan: By the way, you don’t need to be careful with your words here… Hyun-joong doesn’t care about what he says here…ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: Ha-ha-ha-ha
*I love how everyone mentioned other members. XD Like 'Yeah, Saengie's here but nevermind. XD*

Fan: Nah~~~ You probably were a smart student, weren’t you???
YS: No, I’m not being careful with my words! Also, I really sucked at studying~
*He doesn't want us to misunderstand. XD*

Fan: Kyu-jong said last time that he also was not a smart student…ha-ha-ha
YS: But he was better than me~ ha-ha-ha
*See? They keep mentioning other members! XD I mean, if i was chatting with a SS501 member i'd have been all about him. XD Can you picture this? 'Hey! I was in chat with Young Saeng!' 'OMFG! SO COOL! What did you tell him?' 'That Kyu was a smart student.' XD*

Fan: Ha!!!!! If you are not a musician, then who is!!!
YS: I’m an idol…..ha!
*Different thing. XD*

Fan: Did you gain weight???
YS: I’m trying to~!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha
*Read: Menu forbids me to. XD*

Fan: My mom said you’re sturdy!!!
YS: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
*My mom says you should 'GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE!*

Fan: I have not seen anyone who sings better than you. Ha-ha
YS: Nah~~ there are so many people do better than me~ ha-ha. Shin, Yong-jae looks like he sings very well~ ha-ha
*Honest and humble.*

Fan: No, why are you being so giggly today~ ha-ha-ha
YS: I’m laughing because it’s funny.
*If that fan was me i'd have said 'What's wrong w you?' XD*

Fan: Young-saeng…. You laughed at what I said!! Wow!!!
YS: Yes, I laughed at your words!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
*Kid, he's laughing at everyone. XD*

Fan: Young-saeng! I’ve written a fan fiction about you and Hyun-joong!
YS: You don’t need to~~ It’s bit odd~

*Again...he should never know what i do on Twitter if he thinks a simple fancfiction is odd. XD At least i don't turn members into gay people. XD*

Fan: Please say something to your fans overseas~!!!!
YS: Fighting!!
*YEAH! XD*

Fan: Young-saeng, what do you think about a girl 8 years younger than you!!! Ha-ha-ha
YS: 8 years younger? That’s a thank you! What’s being kept disconnecting?
Fan: I’m 12 years younger than you~ ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: 12 years younger?

*Honestly...i stopped and counted this girl's age. And i was o.O*

Fan: I’m same years of age as Young-saeng~ Ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: You’re old as I am…..

*Yep...that's what being the same age is about. XD*

Fan: We are not old!!!!!!!!!
YS: Well, we’re getting old~~~
*Saengie ah, don't pester the kid. Everyone's getting old. XD*

Fan: You’re a bad boy~~~ you have not been responding~~
YS: I respond!!!!
*Where has this kid been all this time? XD On Pluto?*

Fan: Young-saeng, you looked really handsome on that signing event. ^^
YS: Everybody says that I look better in real than in TV. I’m sorry I said that….
*I'll skip over the 'looking better' part. But the 'i'm sorry i said that' made me rofl. XD*

Fan: Young-saeng, you should watch your back when you go home at night!!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: And you should watch your front~ Ha-ha-ha-ha

*THIS is creepy. XD*

Fan: Say my name just for once~~~~Please~~~
YS: Your name~~~
*AND THIS! THIS IS THE PROOF! When people tell me 'Menu, say something' i always go 'Something!' XD*

Fan: Young-saeng, you said you don’t like seasoned spicy chicken and why is that?
YS: Because I have been eating that too much….
*dies*

Fan: Please say my name, Jung-jin just for once~
YS: Jung-jin just for once~~~~
*That's how Saengie ah turned a TripleS into an anti. XD*

Fan: Are you fed up with chicken now? Ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: Yes, I have been eating too much chicken……
*No, i can't marry a man who doesn't eat chicken. Fix this! XD*

Fan: Young-saeng, why are you in a talk room and not writing? Ha-ha-ha
YS: I will write later~ I think our soccer team advancing to the 16th round is a big enough thing for now~
*Didn't they just scold him 'cause he never comes online? XD No wonder he never comes online, then. XD People are confusing. XD*

Fan: Young-saeng…… ha-ha…we should make bed for the boy…
YS: Me? Go to sleep?

*I don't really get this. XD*

Fan: No, no, no, don’t go to sleep… ha-ha-ha
YS: I won’t~ I’m a night person~ ha-ha
*ME TOO! XD*

Fan: Young-saeng probably watched the game while drinking a beer and Kyu-jong eating a vegetable pancake~ ha-ha-ha
YS: Yes, Kyu-jong probably ate that vegetable pancake with soju!!
*Kyu again. XD*

Fan: Is soju good?????
YS: I not hard drinker~ I get drunk after three shots~
*I don't drink at all. :3*

Fan: I heard that Kyu-jong is hard drinker.
YS: Kyu-jong….drink….yes…….

Fan: Why, why, why? What did Kyu-jong do????
YS: Kyu-jong doesn’t have drinking habits~ maybe becoming more caring to people around him?

*WHY KYU??? XD Saengie should have called him&ask him to go online. XD Kid would have been happy. XD*

Fan: Young-saeng!!!! What is your drinking habit???? Ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: I go home when I get drunk~ ha-ha
*...How? Walking slantingly?*

Fan: I remember you once said that you keep smiling when you get drunk. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: It was when I was younger~~ But I cry now….
*Omg! Saengie ah! Get drunk for me just once! XD I want to see that. Both the idiot smile and the pointless cry. XD*

Fan: I’m a one hard drinker!!!!!
YS: Then, I’m a three hard drinker!!!! Ha-ha
*shakes head*

Fan: I’m a minor….I can’t drink!!!!!
YS: Minor should study!!!
*You just said you sucked at studying. XD*

Fan: Young-saeng, catch an insect for me.
YS: Cats are good at catching insects~
*Ok, i preferred when they kept mentioning Kyu. Why should Saengie catch insects all of a sudden? XD*

Fan: Taiwan fan miss u young saeng
YS: Hyung jun
*Of course...they mentioned HJL and Kyu. Now we need someone who mentiones JungMin. XD*

YS: How come English keyboard doesn’t work!!!
*YAY!!! Technology hates Saengie, too!*

Fan: Should I get a contact with a home page administrator??
YS: Who’s an administrator?
*ROFL XD*

Fan: Jung-min does not log in here. Tell him to come in here.
YS: You should tell him yourself~~ ^^
*I SWEAR! I had forgotten they really mentioned JungMin ah. XD*

Fan: What did you have for dinner Young-saeng?
YS: I had a chilled buckwheat noodle soup for dinner~
*This sounds heavy. XD*

Fan: I had a chicken with beer~ ha-ha-ha
YS: Chicken with beer…..a pig! Ha~ I want to change my chat window~ this is bit weird~
*Why a pig? XD*

Fan: You can change it by pressing tab on the left and then enter.
YS: Ah~~ Why have I only used mouse~~
YS: When there is much easier way…. You are smart~~ ha-ha-ha
*Kid is flattering him. XD*

Fan: You’re home town is where my mom’s side of family lives… ha-ha
YS: You know where my home town is??
*Seriously, they think we don't know this stuff? o.O*

Fan: What are you doing these days Young-saeng?
YS: I don’t do much these days~
*Eating and composing, i guess. XD*

Fan: I envy you that you don’t have many things to do~~~
YS: Ha-ha-ha-ha
*Can't say the same. I don't have much to do either. XD*

Fan: You should visit Taiwan !
YS: I can’t go to Taiwan ..
Fan: Do u miss Taiwan fans?
YS: Taiwan ~!!!
*I mean! Look at him! XD*

Fan: Why can’t you go????
YS: How do I say in English, “I want to go”?
Fan: I wanna go.
YS: I wanna go. Ha-ha-ha, I should study English~ Damn…
*I thought Saengie liked english. Oh, well...XD*

Fan: You should go to Canada too… Let’s go to the World Tour!
YS: Yes, I really want to go to Canada~
*YAY!!! Let's go to Canada!!! What's the World Tour, btw?*

Fan: What are you doing now Young-saeng? Ha-ha
YS: I’m in a midst of chatting…
*SECOND PROOF!!! When i'm on msn and people ask me 'what are you doing?' i say 'Chatting with you.' XD*

Fan: How can you say damn with your pretty mouth? Ha-ha-ha-ha
YS: I have a chic image. I wanna go… Taiwan ..
*He's in his own world. XD*

Fan: Why can’t you go to Taiwan ??
YS: Why am I not going to Taiwan ?
Fan: yes!!
YS: Because I can’t.. ha-ha
*WHAT A QUESTION! XD*

Fan: So I meant, why can’t you go??
YS: Young people like yourself don’t need to know. It’s a grown up thing.
*I don't think i wanna know either, then. XD*

Fan: Uto. Promise?
YS: What is Uto? Uto is a nickname of the fan. Ha-ha. You fool, Young-saeng, ha-ha.
*I'm sorry. I died repeatedly when i read 'What is Uto?'. XD I mean, Uto. XD*

Fan: Next year is too long away~~~
YS: Everyone should watch out when I make a comeback! Because you all might have a heart attack~
*O.O.....Ok, focus.*

Fan: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Don’t tell me that you’re going to comeback with this muscular body, are you? Ha-ha
YS: Ha-ha-ha-ha. I don’t like muscular body type.
*Awesome! Me neither! XD*

Fan: Don’t, I like it the way it is. Ha-ha.
YS: Maybe I should get some fat on my stomach~~
*Again? XD*

Fan: Call Hyun-joong.
YS: Hyun-joong~~~~ Hey? ~~~~ Someone is looking for you~ Yes~

Fan: Did you talk to Hyun-joon? Young-saeng?
YS: No, I didn’t~
*THIRD AND ULTIMATE PROOF: HEO YOUNG SAENG....ROLEPLAYS!!!!!!! Last night on Twitter i said 'Done. I'm totally his.' XD*

Fan: Hyun-joong’s husband!!!! Young-saeng is ignoring me!!!!
YS: I’m not ignoring you!! The words are going too fast..
*Now i wanna know. Who's HyunJoong's husband? XD*

Fan: WE MISS U..so quickly come TW
YS: By the way, do people who speak English understand what I am saying? The words disappear as I read them.
*I can answer. No, we don't. XD We need to rely on the blessed souls who translate this. XD*

Fan: Taiwans fans will prepare many food for u bad boy~~
YS: Thank you!!!
*TAIWAN FANS SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS! o.O Omg, all my hard work! XD*

Fan: Focus on the talk, Young-saeng!!
YS: It’s hard to focus… I’m a liar!!! My computer is a super computer!!!
*Self-centered. ;_;*

Fan: Taiwan? SS501
YS: SS501 ♡ Taiwan
*I think kid wanted to type a heart too. XD*

Fan: It’s a super computer…but the owner is……

YS: The owner is a superman~

*;___________; Now, tell me the truth: you knew Saengie was like that and that's why you made ME his deflater, right? XD*

Fan: Where did you watch the soccer game yesterday??

YS: I watched the game in Korea ~
*I smell teasing again. XD*

Fan: You never made it here while we waited and waited for you day and night…
YS: I am here now!!!

*No wonder he disconnected a few minutes later. XD He was probably pissed off. XD*

Fan: My man! Huh, Young-saeng!!!
YS: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
*YA! >_<*

YS: You, who I can’t complete with the word love, are a big part of my life…Thank you for your love.
It’s a song that I wrote~ I will show it to you later~

*Just...ok, save your comments. XD*

Fan: Take care of yourself and please write.
YS: I will write when the Soccer is over~~ I promise!!! Bye bye~~

*Can't wait to see if it was just a random moment or if he really is such an idiot. XD*

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